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I think I hate Justin Bieber more than I like Muslims

If Justin Bieber is for religious tolerance, then I’m against it. 

In news that is alternatively LOL and OMGWTF?, Justin Bieber has been thrust into the (apparently ongoing) debate about Park 51 aka Cordoba House aka The Muslin Mosk That Wants to Kill Your Family and Pets.

A bunch of fuckwits are still pissed off about the Cordoba House being built in an old Burlington’s Coat Factory a few blocks away from Ground Zero and the World Trade Center Commemorative Strip Club.  They are so pissed off that they are boycotting any companies that support the rights of motherfuckers to go pray in the middle of the day or learn how to swim, or learn how to make houses out of popsicle sticks near the “hollowed ground” that is Ground Zero.

Well, this may shock you folks, but I vote yes on Proposition Boycott. Yes, that’s right.  I’m all for it!  I know I’ve ranted and raved about how head ‘splodey these intolerant Islamophobic idiots make me, so I understand that my about-face on this issue may come as a surprise.  But hear me out!

These former fuckwits, now champions of liberty, freedom, and All Things Palin (she’s not so bad when you think about it.  I sort of like her now!) have proposed a boycott that I can fully get behind (even though it turns me against all my Muslim brothers and sisters): THEY ARE BOYCOTTING TEH BIEBER.

That’s right.  These patriots, these king of kings have dragged Canada’s pop sensation minion from hell into the fray, and I, for one, support it.

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This Dog is a Better Singer than Justin Bieber

Ferreals.

I wonder what Toby thinks….

(H/T Feist!)

[via Pajiba]

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Justin Bieber Gets Nailed in the Head with a Watrer [sic] Bottle!

“Honestly, I’m a big fan of Justin Beaver and this offends me. Toby.”

I know why she threw it at you.  She was trying to dislodge your stupid hair from your head.

By the way, Toby is not amused.

[via Pajiba via Buzzfeed]


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Kids Don’t Like Bieber Either

If you hate Justen Bever [sic] SINE!1

Angry Black commenter and friend SeaKat took this picture at her daughter’s summer day camp.  This is the kind of picture that restores your faith in humanity, isn’t it?

[Ear and/or eyemuff your children if you're going to click after the jump. And if you're letting your kids read my blog, there's something wrong with your mind-head]

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