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Donald Trump Replaced as Indy 500 Pace Car Driver

Posted on May 5, 2011 by | 4 Comments

I really can’t handle another “You’re Fired” joke

Renowned Orange Supremacist Donald Trump was slated to drive the pace car for the 100th anniversary Indy 500, but fans — led by Indianapolis attorney Michael Wallack — raised a stink about it, arguing that he is “too politically motivated.”

Wallack had this to say about Trump:

I have no problem if Trump dislikes President Obama or his policies. But to step over the line into the realm of conspiracy-mongering is not good for politics or for America. And it should not be rewarded with the honor of driving the pace car at the Indianapolis 500.

Indeed.

Jalopnik reported earlier today that the Indy speedway folks were trying to figure out a way to dump Trump, after Trump claimed that he wouldn’t go quietly.

But, apparently, now that he has decided that he really is running for President, like ferreals ferreals, Trump has bowed out of the Indy 500 festivities:

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America to Donald Trump: You're Fired! (UPDATES!)

Posted on April 27, 2011 by | 21 Comments

Donald Trump, having a bad hair day

To: Robert Greenblatt, Chairman, NBC Entertainment

From: the people of America

Re: Celebrity Apprentice/Donald Trump

Mr. Greenblatt, we are writing to you today to call your attention to an intractable problem, one to which NBC Entertainment is contributing, and to offer two proposed solutions to this problem.

You have in your employ a person by the name of Mr. Donald Trump, who performs for your network on an entertainment program titled Celebrity Apprentice. Mr. Trump has expressed keen interest in America’s governance and a desire to declare himself a candidate for the office of President of the United States.

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The Onion Parodies Birther Jackassery… Two Years Ago

Posted on April 24, 2011 by | 4 Comments

Laughing to keep from crying.

This is nearly two years old. TWO YEARS OLD.

Ahem.

Afterbirthers Demand To See Obama’s Placenta
AUGUST 27, 2009 | ISSUE 45•35
WASHINGTON–In the continuing controversy surrounding the president’s U.S. citizenship, a new fringe group informally known as “Afterbirthers” demanded Monday the authentication of Barack Obama’s placenta from his time inside his mother’s womb. “All we are asking is that the president produce a sample of his fetal membranes and vessels—preferably along with a photo of the crowning and delivery—and this will all be over,” said former presidential candidate and Afterbirthers spokesman Alan Keyes, later adding that his organization would be willing to settle for a half-liter of maternal cord plasma. “To this day, the American people have not seen a cervical mucus plug, let alone one that has been signed and notarized by a state-certified Hawaiian health official. If the president was indeed born in the manner in which he claims, then where is his gestation sac?” Keyes said that if Obama did not soon produce at least a bloody bedsheet from his conception, Afterbirthers would push forward with efforts to exhume the president’s deceased mother and inspect the corpse’s pelvic bone and birth canal.

We’re already at circumcision papers. Surely exhumation can’t be far off.

[via The Onion]

[cross-posted at Balloon Juice]

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Marilyn Davenport: She's cool 'cuz she's got black friendz

Posted on April 21, 2011 by | 10 Comments

Marilyn Davenport is confused about all the fuss over her racist monkey shenanigans.

Why are all The Niggras mad at meeeee?

You remember our gal Marilyn “The Racist” Davenport from Racistville, Orange County, population: A Bunch of Racist-Ass People, don’t you?

Marilyn Davenport conducted a news conference, reading a statement which included a Bible passage from the book of James, then took questions from reporters.She also said Wednesday she will not resign.”To my fellow Americans who have seen the e-mail that I forwarded and were offended by my actions, I humbly apologize,” Davenport said. “I ask for your forgiveness for my unwise behavior. I didn’t stop to think about the historic implications and other examples of how this could be offensive. I’m an imperfect Christian gal who does her best to live a Godly life.”I would never do anything to intentionally harm or berate others regardless of ethnicity. Everyone who knows me, knows that to be true,” Davenport said. “I will not repeat this error. So I ask for your forgiveness, for I am truly sorry.

When asked who she offended, Davenport said, “I assume I have offended the black people. Having friends who are black, I never intended for that.”

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So she’s just an imperfect Christian gal, you betcha!  And she doesn’t get why everyone is making such a big deal, but she assumes she has offended The Black People™ (not to be confused with Donald Trump and his aces relationship with The Blacks™). Continue reading →

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Teabilly racism is so old school, it's hard not to laugh at it

Posted on April 17, 2011 by | 38 Comments

“Niggra race pimps” SERIOUSLY!?

I quote commenter Denise when I say: If you have 5:31 to spare and are a fan of vomiting furiously, get a load of this asshole:

Teabillies are so not aware of their racism, that they really don’t understand it when people call them racist.  To them it’s not racism, it’s nostalgia for the old days — when  The Blacks™ knew their place.

Also, they seem to think that we think that everything that makes them shitbags (hatred of Muslims, women, brown people, vegetarians, The Blacks™, etc.) is racism.  Yet, we’re the uneducated low-lifes.  Yeaaaaah.

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Racist Orange County Republican Marilyn "The Racist" Davenport racistly emails racist photos of Obamas

Posted on April 17, 2011 by | 25 Comments

Did I mention that she’s racist? Because she totally is.

Last week, Marilyn Davenport, a “Southern California tea party activist and member of the Central Committee of the Orange County Republican Party” a.k.a. a dumb ass racist old lady sent an e-mail to select friends and acquaintances. Beneath the words “now you know why no birth certificate,” there is a hilarious family portrait of the Obamas:

HILARIOUS, right?!

When reached for comment, Davenport said the following—actually I don’t even need to tell you what she said first. You know what she said, don’t you? It’s a Variation on a Theme of Some of My Best Friends are Black:

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Teabillies: We're not racist! We're Amurikkkan!

Posted on April 16, 2011 by | 11 Comments

Um… yeah… about that…

Of course this isn’t racist.  It’s a veritable celebration of African culture.  This Teabilly is expressing his admiration for Obama’s latent Kenyaniness.

Isn’t that right, Andrew notsoBreitbart?

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The Abominable Racist Snowman

Posted on December 5, 2010 by | Leave a comment

Nazi the Snowman… was a white pride racist soul; with a lynchin’ rope, and a pointy hood, and two eyes made out of coal…

This cracks me up is an outrage!  Some crazyface in Idaho has been charged under nuisance laws for displaying a KKK-Snowman on his lawn:

“Mark,” a Hayden, Idaho man who has so far refused to give his last name, loves to decorate his pad with Nazi, Aryan Nation and other white supremacist paraphernalia. “I have every right,” he reminds reporters when they ask about the SS flag that flies on his garage. So when the holidays roll around and the snow falls, he’s not one to let opportunity pass him by. He’s turned the latest snow accumulation into a perfectly sculpted, hood-wearing, noose-holding KKK member.

KXLY reports the story Wednesday and is the second time the station has quizzed Mark about his love of all things Aryan.

The first time he made news it was over his twin Aryan Nation and Nazi SS flags that he hung up within hours of moving into his Hillview Drive house.

Then, he described his take on the flags to KXLY reporter Sally Showman [seriously?!]:

“I have every right to hang ‘em and fly ‘em,” Mark said, explaining flags are “a little bit of white pride…. I would like to say leave me alone and I’ll leave you alone.“

It’s just a little bit of white pride.  What’s the big deal?  Get offa his lawn.

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Texas State Representative Leo Berman Doesn't Believe That Black Man — that Obama Guy — Was Born in Hawaii

Posted on December 1, 2010 by | Leave a comment

It really is like talking to a dining room table.

These fucking Birthers piss me off.  People kept saying they would go away.   I stopped writing about them because I figured this nonsense eventually would become a non-issue.  But, no.  Now, apparently, the Birthers want to see his passports because Obama traveled to Pakistan in the 90s when American citizens couldn’t travel to Pakistan.  See?  HE PROLLY HAZ A KENYIN PASSPOURT!!!   WHY WONT HE SHOW HIZ MUSLIN PASSPORET!!???

The internet gnomes make up stories, disseminate them to their stupid conspiracy footsoldiers, and the footsoldiers make sure that every blog, email box, and Facebook wall becomes littered with this crap.  Eventually it seeps into the brains of elected officials, thus turning a ridiculous rumor into fact.

I know, I know, we should just ignore them.  They’ll go away.  But they haven’t gone away.  They’ve just gone underground and only surface every so often to spout their crazy, after which they go underground again.  I believe there are scads of people in Congress who believe this uppity black anti-colonial KenyoIslamoTerrorist has no business being in the White House.  They are fuming about it.

At some point, somebody’s going to Joe Wilson on everybody’s asses; somebody is going to call Obama a nigger before these next two years are over.   Count on it.  That’s what they’re calling him in their Stupid Ass White People meetings.  It’s only a matter of time before someone forgets that they’re only supposed to talk that talky talk in their smoke-filled backroom.

This country is full of idiots, and it’s reaching critical mass.

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