Seriously. Just take the wheel and drive the car into a tree:
During a segment about new rules regarding women in the military, Fox News contributor Liz Trotta attacked the Department of Defense for increasing spending on support programs for victims of sexual assault. Trotta also reacted to a Pentagon report showing a 64% increase in violent sexual assaults since 2006 by stating: “Well, what did they expect? These people are in close contact.” Continue reading
John Fleming (R-Idiot) fell for a nine-month-old hilarious article in The Onion which touted the grand-opening of an Abortionplex:
TOPEKA, KS—Planned Parenthood announced Tuesday the grand opening of its long-planned $8 billion Abortionplex, a sprawling abortion facility that will allow the organization to terminate unborn lives with an efficiency never before thought possible.
Last month, Dillhole Extraordinaire Eric Bolling (who claimed in December that President Obama looks like “a skinny ghetto crackhead“) fretted that the Muppets are trying to turn your kids into soshulists. In a segment last month, Bolling claimed that the Muppets are trying to “brainwash our kids against capitalism.”
Watch it:
He later challenged Kermit and Miss Piggy to a debate. Yes, he’s that boneheaded:
Jan Brewer really is nasty and manipulative:
Look at her primping and preening for the camera, yellow dyed-hair blowing thinly in the breeze, as she croaks into the microphone. She’s so damn happy to to have put that uppity ni-*CLANG* in his place. She then has the nerve to call him thin-skinned — *CLANG* — and then says she “felt a little threatened” — *CLANG* — in the “attitude that he had” — *CLANG*.
That’s three dog whistles in less than two minutes:
You can’t make this shit up:
You’re welcome.
(h/t @EagleFly124 & @SherrieGG)
[via ricksantorum.com -- until someone has the sense to change it.]
***see update below. It’s a hoax.
***see update below. It’s NOT a hoax!
Oklahoma State Senator Ralph Shortey (R-WTF?!) has authored SB1418, a bill which would prohibit people from munching on aborted fetuses — because — because — oh, fuck if I know:
No person or entity shall manufacture or knowingly sell food or any other product intended for human consumption which contains aborted human fetuses in the ingredients or which used aborted human fetuses in the research or development of any of the ingredients.
Feel that? That’s Poe’s Law slapping you upside the head.
If this video from Think Progress doesn’t have you laughing at the end, then there’s something wrong with your brainspace: Continue reading
Posted in Election 2012? Oy vey!, Libertarian Lunacy
Tagged no seriously that just happened, racism, Ron Paul, Ronulans
A woman shopping with her two kids at a Wal-Mart in Northridge figured she’d jump on the “casually pepper spray everything” train by pepper spraying other Wal-Mart shoppers to keep them from buying what was constitutionally hers:
A woman who pepper-sprayed other shoppers Thursday night at the Wal-Mart in Porter Ranch had armed herself with the caustic spray to gain an advantage in the fight for merchandise at the Black Friday sale, a fire captain said.
The woman, who is still being sought, used the spray in more than one area of the Wal-Mart “to gain preferred access to a variety of locations in the store,” said Los Angeles Fire Capt. James Carson.
“She was competitive shopping,” he said. Continue reading
(via Angry Little Girls)
This is madness:
Officials at Central Mountain High School in Clinton County weren’t providing guidance for fellow students, who were reacting badly about Joe Paterno’s firing and blaming the 17-year-old, said Mike Gillum, the psychologist helping his family. Those officials were unavailable for comment this weekend.
The name-calling and verbal threats were just too much, he said.
Other alleged victims are turning to each other for support, since they fear others will out them and cause a media swarm. The only encouragement for Victim One, Gillum said, is watching other alleged victims come forward because they felt empowered by his courage.
“He feels good about that,” Gillum said. “That’s the one good that’s come of all this.”
Where the hell are the high school administrators on this?! It is their responsibility to protect students like Victim 1, especially at a time when they had to know that tensions would be running high. It is also their responsibility to explain to these nitwit bullies that Victim 1 should be commended for coming forward and empowering other victims to come forward. Continue reading
