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I made my dog a breakfast burrito

Posted on October 27, 2011 by | 5 Comments

Actually, I made myself a pre-dinner breakfast burrito (never go to eat Korean food when you’re starving and on a limited budget), and Nate Dogg was giving me precious moment eyes:

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Talking Dog Wants Bacon and Stuff

Posted on May 6, 2011 by | Leave a comment

Some cute hilarity for your face

Nate Dogg makes this face when he wants what I’m eating.  As it dawns on him that he might not get shit, he begins to looks desperate and horrified; his lip starts to curl up and then he begins giving me the crazy-eye.  It’s too much for me to handle!

So I usually relent.

DON’T YOU JUDGE ME!!1

JUST LOOK AT THIS FACE! (SERIOUSLY. LOOK AT THIS FACE!)

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We have Angry Black Stuff for Sale!

Posted on February 17, 2011 by | 3 Comments

Check out my new Angry Black Shoppe!  Oooooh!  Aaaaaaah!

If you look on my sidebar, you’ll see my Angry Black Shoppe!  So stop in.  Look around.  We’ve got iPad, iPhone 3GS and iPhone 4 cases (because, duh and/or hello, I love Apple stuff.)  We’ve got shirts, for mens and womenses.  We’ve got dog bowls, mugs… um… hats, and, let’s see… a bunch of other crap. Magnets!  We’ve got magnets!  (How do they fuckin’ work?)

Aaaaanywhoodle, you should buy some stuff.  You know you want to.  It’s for a good cause. I will be donating all the proceeds to Camp Cocker Rescue.

So buy something, TODAY. Or, you know… whenever. (click for a video of my hella smart dogg)

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God Might Be Gay… Double Rainbow All the Way.

Posted on December 22, 2010 by | Leave a comment

A perfect celebration for the day that DADT was repealed.

The weather in LA has been frightful.  It has been raining for DAYS:

Despite the craptasticity of the weather, when my friend (and Angry Black Reader) Danielle aka @ReelSmartCookie came over to walk Foster the Dog aka Mr. Ollie Kitten Mittens Ali, Ph.D., I decided to walk with her in the pouring rain with Nathaniel Q. Dogg, III.  He was having none of it:

So Danielle and Ollie soldiered on alone.  When she returned, we decided to go get some pancakes.  We walked outside and saw this:

After basking in the glow of the Jesus-light, we hopped into the car to head to Swinger’s for some paaannncaaaaaakkes.  We were zooming along when I saw something that shocked mine own eyes.  I swerved over and said, “We gotta get out of the car!”

Why?  Because the Lord had dialed teh gay up to 11: Continue reading →

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Save an Animal and Have a Very Merry and/or Happy Christmakwanzakkah

Posted on December 11, 2010 by | Leave a comment

Mr. Kitten Mittens and me.1

Late last Sunday night, I saw a link on Facebook asking if anyone in the area (SoCal) could save a dog that was scheduled to be sent to the Great Farm in the Sky on Monday.  He looked like a cocker spaniel and since Nate Dogg is a cocker spaniel, I figured it would be downright un-Christmas-like un-Holiday Season-like of me not to snag him.   I haven’t fostered a dog in ages, and my dog is an old man who is content to lie around, fart, and feast on treats all day. I’m not sure my tired old ass can handle the energy of a younger dog.  Still, I figured I could at least hang on to him for a few weeks; fatten him up; get his cherry eye removed (a common condition for cocker spaniels); and shine him up like a new penny, so the odds of him finding a permanent home would be better.

So, on Monday afternoon, I popped down to the shelter, had a brief chat with the dog, decided he’d do, paid for him to be neutered, and stayed his imminent execution.

Five days and one junk-removal surgery later, Foster the Dog aka Mr. Kitten Mittens and I were posing with Santy Claus:

Happy December 25th to all and to all a good night!

Every Saturday in December, OC Animal Care is offering free pictures with Santa.  Click here for more info, and for the love of humanity, if you’re planning on getting a dog for yourself or for a loved one, ADOPT!  ADOPT!  ADOPT!  There are so many adorable dogs that need homes.  There are so many adorable dogs — like Mr. Kitten Mittens who is currently fast asleep in his crate after having been completely ignored by Nate Dogg — that are being killed because shelters and rescue groups can’t find good homes for them.  Seriously.  Don’t buy a dog.  Don’t make me come over there.  I will cut you. And then I’ll sing that “In the Arms of the Angels” song until you lose your mind.

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Nathaniel Q. Doggerson, III and Nicholas Feather Cottontail are Over the Whole "Ramp" Business

Posted on October 8, 2010 by | Leave a comment

This is what happens when you start to lose your mind.

Y’all are familiar with Nate Dogg’s ramp shenanigans.  Well one of Nate Dogg’s best friends is my friends the Terellens’ dog, Nicky.  They’re kind of gay for each other.  So watch them refuse to negotiate the ramp.

[I can't help you if you click the video after the jump; if you want to waste another two minutes of your life, who am I to stop you?] Continue reading →

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Another Exciting Video of Nathaniel Q. Doggerson, III

Posted on October 6, 2010 by | Leave a comment

You’ll never get this minute of your life back.

I bought some expensive ass stairs/ramp because my dog is an old man with arthritis who still wants to jump up, jump up and get down.  The vet told him he shouldn’t do any of those things, otherwise he’d be in a house of pain.  But Nate Dogg doesn’t care.  Whatevah.  He’ll do what he wants.

So, I figured it was old man dogg ramp time.  Here’s a video of me trying to teach him to use it:

[The first exciting video of Nate Dogg is after the jump]

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Attention, Citizens! I Won “Blog to Watch” in the 2010 Black Weblog Awards!

Posted on September 1, 2010 by | Leave a comment

Holy crap! Not expecting that AT ALL!!!

I won the popular vote for Blog to Watch!

Blog to Watch

This category is for that great blog that not everyone knows about…but should! It’s undiscovered. It’s a best kept secret. (Although it won’t be anymore if they win this award!)

That’s like… winning the popular vote for Blog to Watch! It’s just like that. (There was a judge’s vote that went to another the blog, The Gentleman’s Standard — a pretty cool blog about fashion and style for men of color; very different from my blog — no profanity over there.  He’s classy.  I’m… well… I’m me.)  But still.  POPULAR VOTE!  WHEE!!!!

So, that happened! Wow.

Thank you to everyone who voted for me! And thank you to all the people I thanked before. I’m stunned. I’m speechless. And that rarely happens.

I…

I…

I think I’ll do the running man for a while.

Holy cow.

[my soundtrack for today after the jump]

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Seriously AT&T? With the Phone Books?

Posted on August 30, 2010 by | Leave a comment

I’m tired of all these motherfuckin’ phone books on my motherfuckin’ door step!!

So I woke up this morning, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed tired and pissed off, and decided a walk with old Nate Dogg would improve my mood.  Boy, was I mistaken.

As soon as I opened my door, what did I see?

A horror that is permanently imprinted into my eye areas:


Even Nate Dogg does not approve.


What the hell is going on?  I just got a phone book delivered on my door step in the beginning of June.  And, I appropriately expressed my outrage about said phone book.

Then on August 10, I got another uninvited phone book intrusion.  I did not blog about it, but I posted a picture on Facebook.  (And made a rather witty reference to The Police, if I do say so myself, which I totally just did.)  And a mere 20 days later, I get yet another phone book?  What the fuck do I need three phone books in the span of three months for?  What is going on?  People are just straight murderin’ trees to provide phone books to people who do not want phone books!  Indeed, to people who fucking hate phone books!  And these poor phone books?  They don’t want to be here.  They don’t want to sit unused and worthless in a closet only to be tossed away, tattered and torn, years later.  They want to be useful!  They want to be turned into other shit.  Like toilet paper.  Paper towels.  WINE.

Stupid phone book.

Even though I was uneasy by the phone book that appeared on my doorstep… for the third time in three months, I soldiered on.  First I kicked it.  Then I stared at it.  Then I flipped it off.  And then I said “Come on, Nate Dogg! We’re outta here!”

[more phone book horror after the jump]

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