Lowku winners and those who failed to bribe me but wrote great poems
This decision was tougher than anticipated. I was expecting you all to need at least a warm-up round or two to really get into the spirit of the game, but no, you jumped right in and ate this round like a…well, like a conservative eats a corndog.
Speaking of which–before I announce the winners I wanted to share a pattern that emerged while I was scouring Google Image Search for last week’s photo. Is it just me or does it look like the Republicans might actually be formulating a strategy for taking back the White House?