Update!!! My esteemed colleague, Ian, has put together a chirpstory – the best tweets of the debate – for the GOP herp-derpbate, and I have embedded the code below, right before I begin live-blogging the debate. Enjoy!
*yawn* *shuffle, shuffle, stop* *peers around and tightens robe*
What the fuck are you doing here? The hell? Another debate, you say? It’s been so nice not having to listen to the GOP presidential candidates blather on and on and on and on and – do we have to do this again?!? Oh fine.
*flounces to the computer and thunks down*
*drums fingertips on the keyboard, producing gibberish, which is still more intelligible than anything any of the GOP candidates might utter tonight*
The GOP herp-derpbate is taking place in Arizona tonight with CNN’s John King moderating. He got clowned on by Newt Gingrich the last time he moderated, so expect King to get some of his own back tonight.
What will be on tap? I have a hunch Romney will be asked about a certain local, hypocritical, blackmailing de-closeted sheriff. Santorum will definitely be asked about his holier-than-God attitude in deciding who is a Christian and who is not. By they way, Ricky, have you read Matthew 1: 1-5? Fascinating scripture. Really. Or, as I like to say, don’t start none, won’t be none. I have no idea what will be asked of Ron Paul, nor do I particularly care. Is it just me, or has he fallen completely off the radar lately? Couldn’t have happened to a nicer crank if you ask me. As for Newt, the less said, the better!
(Click to snark at the herp derpbate with me!)