Tag Archives: Justin Bieber

James Earl Jones: Darth Bieber

Posted on February 18, 2011 by ABL | Leave a comment

Who can sleep when there’s gold like this flitting hither and yon across the intertrons?

His voice is like butter — Sith Lord butter:

Good night and may the force be with you.

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Tagged hilarity, James Earl Jones, Justin Bieber

I think I hate Justin Bieber more than I like Muslims

Posted on December 30, 2010 by ABL | Leave a comment

If Justin Bieber is for religious tolerance, then I’m against it.

In news that is alternatively LOL and OMGWTF?, Justin Bieber has been thrust into the (apparently ongoing) debate about Park 51 aka Cordoba House aka The Muslin Mosk That Wants to Kill Your Family and Pets.

A bunch of fuckwits are still pissed off about the Cordoba House being built in an old Burlington’s Coat Factory a few blocks away from Ground Zero and the World Trade Center Commemorative Strip Club. They are so pissed off that they are boycotting any companies that support the rights of motherfuckers to go pray in the middle of the day or learn how to swim, or learn how to make houses out of popsicle sticks near the “hollowed ground” that is Ground Zero.

Well, this may shock you folks, but I vote yes on Proposition Boycott. Yes, that’s right. I’m all for it! I know I’ve ranted and raved about how head ‘splodey these intolerant Islamophobic idiots make me, so I understand that my about-face on this issue may come as a surprise. But hear me out!

These former fuckwits, now champions of liberty, freedom, and All Things Palin (she’s not so bad when you think about it. I sort of like her now!) have proposed a boycott that I can fully get behind (even though it turns me against all my Muslim brothers and sisters): THEY ARE BOYCOTTING TEH BIEBER.

That’s right. These patriots, these king of kings have dragged Canada’s pop sensation minion from hell into the fray, and I, for one, support it.

From Salon.com: Continue reading →

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Tagged Cordoba House, Ground Zero mosque, hilarity, I love Toby, Islamophobia, Justin Beaver, Justin Bieber, Muslims, no seriously that just happened, SeaKat, Toby for President

This Dog is a Better Singer than Justin Bieber

Posted on September 29, 2010 by ABL | Leave a comment

Ferreals.

I wonder what Toby thinks….

(H/T Feist!)

[via Pajiba]

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Tagged animals, cute shit, dogs, I love Toby, iPad, Justin Bieber, Pajiba, Toby for President

I think I might actually LIKE Justin Bieber…

Posted on August 18, 2010 by ABL | Leave a comment

But only when his songs are slowed waaaaaaay the fuck down.

Like, eight times slower.

I listened to his new track “U Smile.” And by “listened,” I mean, “I gritted my teeth and choked back the vomit and could only take it for 20 seconds before I yelled ‘Oh my god, make it stop!’“ (Of course I was instantly annoyed that he couldn’t have added two stupid letters to the damn song title. “YOU Smile.” See how easy that is? You’re not Prince, so I will not allow it.)

Here’s Lil Biebs (who sounds like crap, by the way):

Then I listened to the 800% slower version, and it’s actually really fucking cool:

J. BIEBZ – U SMILE 800% SLOWER by Shamantis

From Gawker:

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Tagged Justin Beaver, Justin Bieber, kickass, Nick Pittsinger, U Smile

Maybe I do have Beaver Fever and I don't even know it!

Posted on August 17, 2010 by ABL | Leave a comment

There’s got to be a better way to say that…

Because I'm sick of looking at that stupid hair.

So, yeah. Justin Bieber has become my cause du jour. Hell, cause de l’annee is more like it. But sweet mary on a piece of cheese toast, I can’t get over how annoying this little twerp is.

So, some Bieber fan, Kevin Kristopik, acted the fool and tried to get a bunch of people to call Justin Bieber by posting Lil Biebs’ phone number on his Twitter page. When Biebs was bombarded with calls from crazed tweens (he’s got 4.5 million followers), he decided to exact some revenge:

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Tagged Blame Canada, I love Toby, Justin Beaver, Justin Bieber, sweet baby biebus

Justin Bieber is a Dodgers Fan, Apparently. Thanks, Canada.

Posted on August 15, 2010 by ABL | Leave a comment

If this is Bieber’s world, I would like to relocate.

Yesterday, as I was driving back from the East Meets West Pro-Am Pole Dancing Competition, which my friend Natasha won because she is exactly awesome, I drove by a billboard that shocked, awed, and horrified me (in that order):¹

This was my reaction:

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Posted in Celebrity Shenanigans, What the Crap!?

Tagged advertising, baseball, billboards, Blame Canada, Canada, I love Toby, Justin Beaver, Justin Bieber, marketing, Natasha, oh the humanity, Pole Cricket, pole dancing

Justin Bieber Gets Nailed in the Head with a Watrer [sic] Bottle!

Posted on August 9, 2010 by ABL | Leave a comment

“Honestly, I’m a big fan of Justin Beaver and this offends me. Toby.”

I know why she threw it at you. She was trying to dislodge your stupid hair from your head.

By the way, Toby is not amused.

[via Pajiba via Buzzfeed]

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Posted in A Wee Bit O' Hilarity, Celebrity Shenanigans

Tagged Blame Canada, Canada, hilarity, I love Toby, Justin Beaver, Justin Bieber, Pajiba, stupid hair, Toby for President

Justin Bieber is Writing His Memoirs

Posted on August 2, 2010 by ABL | Leave a comment

And I am currently setting myself on fire

Oh for the love of biscuits. Seriously? No, really. SERIOUSLY?! He is 16 years old. What the fuck has he done in 16 years that warrants a book? Oh yeah, nothing. It’s just going to be packed with pictures of him with his hat on sideways, throwin’ up peace signs, and brushing his stupid hair, and every parent to a daughter with Bieber fever is going to be pestered by “Please, can you buy it for me! Please! Please! Couldja couldja couldja couldja??!!!” until the only recourse will be to buy the book or set your kid on fire:

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Tagged Blame Canada, Canada, die in a fire, hair crimes, Justin Bieber, no seriously that just happened, somebody just kill me, stupid hair

Kids Don’t Like Bieber Either

Posted on July 22, 2010 by ABL | Leave a comment

If you hate Justen Bever [sic] SINE!¹

Angry Black commenter and friend SeaKat took this picture at her daughter’s summer day camp. This is the kind of picture that restores your faith in humanity, isn’t it?

[Ear and/or eyemuff your children if you're going to click after the jump. And if you're letting your kids read my blog, there's something wrong with your mind-head]

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Posted in A Wee Bit O' Hilarity, Angry Black Reader Participation, Celebrity Shenanigans, Cute Shenanigans, I Am Batshit Insane

Tagged activism, Blame Canada, Canada, hilarity, I love Toby, Justin Beaver, Justin Bieber, kids, SeaKat, Toby for President

Tag Archives: Justin Bieber

James Earl Jones: Darth Bieber

Who can sleep when there’s gold like this flitting hither and yon across the intertrons?

I think I hate Justin Bieber more than I like Muslims

If Justin Bieber is for religious tolerance, then I’m against it.

This Dog is a Better Singer than Justin Bieber

Ferreals.

I think I might actually LIKE Justin Bieber…

But only when his songs are slowed waaaaaaay the fuck down.

Maybe I do have Beaver Fever and I don't even know it!

There’s got to be a better way to say that…

Because I'm sick of looking at that stupid hair.

Justin Bieber is a Dodgers Fan, Apparently. Thanks, Canada.

If this is Bieber’s world, I would like to relocate.

Justin Bieber Gets Nailed in the Head with a Watrer [sic] Bottle!

“Honestly, I’m a big fan of Justin Beaver and this offends me. Toby.”

Justin Bieber is Writing His Memoirs

And I am currently setting myself on fire

Kids Don’t Like Bieber Either

If you hate Justen Bever [sic] SINE!¹

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Tag Archives: Justin Bieber

Who can sleep when there’s gold like this flitting hither and yon across the intertrons?

If Justin Bieber is for religious tolerance, then I’m against it.

Ferreals.

But only when his songs are slowed waaaaaaay the fuck down.

There’s got to be a better way to say that… Because I'm sick of looking at that stupid hair.

If this is Bieber’s world, I would like to relocate.

“Honestly, I’m a big fan of Justin Beaver and this offends me. Toby.”

And I am currently setting myself on fire

If you hate Justen Bever [sic] SINE!1

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There’s got to be a better way to say that…

Because I'm sick of looking at that stupid hair.

If you hate Justen Bever [sic] SINE!¹