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Sandra Bullock's Ex-Husband's Ex-Girlfriend, Bombshell McGee, Says She Regrets Getting Racist Ass Tattoos

It was a mistake of her youth, y’all.  Quit being so judgey.

Remember how Sandra Bullock won the Oscar for The Legend of Bagger Vance, Radio, Rudy, Freedom Writers, Stand and Deliver, That Movie with Michelle Pfeiffer and the Coolio Song, You’re the Man Now Dog, The Blind Side?  And then remember how it turned out that her husband, Jesse James was cheating on her with some weirdo Nazi lady and it totally killed her Oscar buzz?

Well now, Bombshell McGee, the weirdo Nazi lady in question, has released a video in which she claims that she regrets the tattoos and that they were a stupid childhood mistake.  She also claims that the biggest mistake of her life was wearing that Nazi costume and boy she wishes she could take it back:

Michelle “Bombshell” McGee was publicly slammed for having an affair with Jesse James and was judged for having numerous racist tattoos on her body; something she says she deeply regrets in a new video interview obtained by RadarOnline.com.

“Am I a racist? Absolutely not,” McGee said in defense of the ‘WP’ and swastika tattoos on her body.

“WP at the time stood for ‘White Pride.’ It’s something that I did in my late teens. Another huge, huge mistake that I deeply, deeply regret.”

McGee also had a small swastika tattoo strategically placed on an intimate section of her body that she says has since been covered up.

“There was a swastika tattoo on my body and it was very small, not that it makes a difference, but it was covered up,” McGee explains. “Another stupid tattoo that I put on my body but unfortunately we all make mistakes.”

Perhaps most controversial were photos that surfaces of McGee donning a swastika armband and dressed in a Nazi uniform.

“Undeniably the biggest mistake of my life was putting on that costume,” McGee said.

“I was hired by the photographer to play a role, to play the character for shock value; something I deeply, deeply regret doing. I am not a Nazi. I do not have those beliefs.”

McGee compares her photo shoot to the likes of actors Tom Cruise and Edward Norton who have played Nazi characters in films.

“It’s just a character. It’s just a role… It was just a costume that I put on,” McGee said.

“I’ve hurt people through it and I apologize to any ethnicities that I’ve offended. It was not my intention to do that at all.”

McGee says she grew up in a closed-minded small town with no diversity and it wasn’t until she moved to California that her eyes were opened.

“I ran into different races, different creeds and realized there’s a lot more out there than what I’ve known,” McGee said.

“I obviously do not feel the same way I did over 10 years ago in my late teens. I wish I could take it back but it’s something that I can’t take back.”

Really?  Do you really deeply regret the tattoos, or are you just in damage control mode because your Nazi little secret got out?   If the White Pride tattoo is a “huge, huge mistake” that you “deeply, deeply regret,” then why do you still have it?  When did you get that other swastika tattoo covered up?  Was it yesterday?

Also, it’s hard to take your “but I’m an act-OR” excuse when you posed for these dumb ass photos last year and when you still have White Pride tattooed on your ass.

Can people shed their ign’ant ass beliefs after moving to The Big City?  Of course.  Could those people have eye opening experiences and regret their racist views of yore?  Definitely.  Do those people then pose in a Nazi-themed photo shoot?  Uh, I’m going to go ahead and say, “Not so much.” I reckon that most people who aren’t either unbelievably dumb, or racist, or both would say “no” when a photographer asks if they will put on Nazi gear and strike a pose.

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Garcelle Beauvais-Nilon Lays the Smackdown on Her Cheating Husband

And yet another cheater joins the Asshat Brigade 

Garcelle Beauvais-Nilon isn’t take her cheating ass husband’s shenannies lying down… so to speak.  She called his ass out and went straight to the New York Post.

You know how in any small town there’s always some lady, let’s call her Mrs. Busybody, who sits on her front porch in her rocking chair, petting a mangy ass cat, and just observing the goings on in town: “Oh looky here, Mrs. Smith got a new dress.  She looks like a bit of a tart if you ask me.  But it’s none of my business.  If she wants to step out looking like a common streetwalker, who am I to say anything about it?”

“Oooh, what have we here?  Is that Mr. Jones leaving Mrs. Smith’s house at 2 in the afternoon?  I do believe Mrs. Jones is at her book club meeting and Mr. Jones should be at work.  I wonder what they were doing.  Oh it’s none of my business.  They were probably having relations.  You know how the kids like to do these days.  Well, I’m not going to pay it no never mind.  Like I said, it’s not my business.”

But we all know that her inner monologue is a damn liar because at the end of the day, Mrs. Busybody picks up her rotary phone and starts making calls.  She can’t for the life of her remember where she put her bifocals, but dadgummit, Mrs. Busybody remembers every damn thing that every damn person in town did that day whilst she was innocently sitting on her porch pretending to be too old and deaf to know what the hell is going on around her.  So Mrs. Busybody is calling fools.  And those fools are calling fools.  And pretty soon, Mr. Jones and Mrs. Smith are walking around town with scarlet letters affixed to their jackets.

What’s my point?  My point is that the New York Post is the Mrs. Busybody of newspapers.  If the New York Post gets a tip, you can bet your boob job that shit is going to spread like wildfire.  Hell, most of the time the “tips” come from publicists.  In fact, it’s barely appropriate to call the New York Post a newspaper, but hey, who am I?  Just some crazy black lady typing straight awesome on her super sweet computer.

But back to Garcelle:

In an e-mail written to the NYPost titled “Tiger Woods/Jesse James/Mike Nilon,” actress Garcelle Beauvais-Nilon exposed her agent husband Mike as a cheater.


“What do they have in common… I found out today that MY husband of almost 9 years has been having an affair for 5 years with some slut in Chicago,” the letter, which appeared in Page Six, reads. “I am devastated!!!! And I have been duped!! Our boys don’t deserve this!” She continued, referring to the couple’s two-year-old twin boys, Jax Joseph and Jaid Thomas.

What the what?  How you gonna get married and then cheat on your wife for FIVE YEARS???

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Sandra Bullock Denies Rumors About Sex Tape

It’s like I done told ya.

I'm swimming in misery. And probably STDs.

So remember how there were rumors about a potential nasty sex tape mit Nazis and poo, and I was all “NO WAI!”?

Remember? It was yesterday.  Well, 75% of you voters were correct.  Well, it’s not really 75% of “you voters,” since you were allowed to select more than one answer.  I guess it would be 75% of the answers of whomever the hell was voting.

Look, I’m not a mathematician.  I don’t know how this all works.  The one thing I do know, is that I know exactly Jack and Taco about percentages, fractions, and statistics.  Seriously.  I had the chicken pox when they taught fractions and it’s been my cross-eyed bear ever since.  My failure is only compounded by the fact that my dad taught statistics at Howard University back in the 80s.  Sorry, pops.

But I digress.

Which is not unusual.

Um, what were we talking about?

Oh right.  Nazis and poop.

They go hand in hand like peas and carrots?  MIRITE?  What?  I don’t know.  No, YOU SHUT UP.

Moving on…

Today, Sandra told People that the whole sex tape thing is a damned lie.  A lie, I say!  Well, she says:

Sandra Bullock has broken her silence during her marriage crisis, denying an Internet report there’s a sex tape with her and husband Jesse James.


“There is no sex tape,” she says in a statement to PEOPLE on Tuesday. “There never has been one and there never will be one.”


Until now, Bullock, 45, had not commented, remaining in seclusion since reports surfaced that James, 40, allegedly had cheated on her with at least four other women.

So there.

Damn the tapes!

And the apes.  Whatever happens, you must always damn the apes.

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Sandra Bullock and Jesse James May or May Not Have Made a Hella Nasty Sex Tape

Emphasis on “may not.”

Well, since I’ve been all over the Sandra Bullock/Jesse James story like stink on shit (this pun will become funny in about 3 seconds), I might as well do my part to bolster more rumor mongering and gossip.

Ready?  Set?  EW!!!!!:

Cheating Jesse James filmed himself having sex with his superstar wife Sandra Bullock, according to a bombshell new report.


The alleged tape reportedly includes James smearing feces on Bullock’s upper lip during various types of anal sex, lots of profanity hurled from both parties, and a leather clad James, sporting a Hitler mustache with brown hat with a swastika, ramming a handcuffed Bullock’s bottom with a shotgun in his left hand.


Hopefully that’s not true.

Yeah, you think?  The source for this ridonkulous tale of poo and Nazis is Ian Halperin who has written a “tell all” book about everyone from James Taylor to Michael Jackson.  So, pardon me if I don’t immediately believe the latest scatological nonsense from him.

Now, if it were Heidi Montag?  Yeah.  I’d believe it.  Her Playboy cover is one indication that she’s got some shitty sensibilities.  Besides, Jesus loves poo.  Right, Heidi?

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(H/T straight cakin’ son!)

[via Showbiz Spy]

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Sandra Bullock's Husband Involved in Dog Fighting Ring Scandal

Jesse James has an acute case of Michael Vick-itis.  Oh, and he also might be a neo-Nazi.

This guy is a real piece of work.  First, there’s the pictures of him wearing an SS Officer’s hat while giving the “sieg heil” Nazi salute.  Always classy.

Second, there’s the “I Wanna be like Tiger” trip to rehab.  Yep.  Jesse James is now in rehab–the same one Tiger Woods went to (and, incidentally, the same one that Sandra Bullock’s character in 28 Days went to).  He’s rumored to be begging Sandra not to divorce him.   Apparently, he actually told her that he would go to rehab “Just like Tiger did” if she would stay.

Sandra is rumored to be telling him to fuck right off.  She’s filing for divorce and not going to attempt to get some sort of custody arrangements so she can stay in touch with his kids.   So he drove his own ass to rehab to show the public he’s, like, totally serious about not  being a neo-Nazi fuckhead, you guys:

James drove himself to the Sierra Tucson retreat in Arizona– the same rehab center that Tiger Woods went to– on Monday and immediately enrolled for what is understood to be sex addiction.

“James was very quiet and sullen when he checked himself in on Monday and he didn’t really talk with anyone,” an insider told RadarOnline.com. “He will be there for at least 45 days as he tries to get his life back on track.”

Come on dude, seriously?  As his third and fourth mistresses come crawling out of the woodwork, does he really think that she’s going to take him back?  After a short stint in rehab?  Give me a fucking break.  Does he think she’s stupid or something?  Besides, she’s the moneymaker in this situation.  In Tiger’s situation, he was the moneymaker.  So you know… apple, meet orange.

But it gets worse.  Much worse.  The National Enquirer is about to drop a bomb: James has been involved in a dog fighting ring.   And yes, I believe the National Enquirer at this point.  The Enquirer called the John Edwards/Rielle Hunter scandal about a year before it broke.  It’s a bullshit paper that has a lot of weird shit about alien babies and Sarah Palin being Sasquatch, but a lot of their celebrity gossip turns out to be true.  Besides, Jesse James looks like the sort of motherfucker who would force his poor dogs to fight.)  So let the preemptive rumor-mongering begin!

Jesse James may have entered rehab to stave off a divorce from Sandra Bullock but that’s the least of his problems as a horrible new scandal has emerged. He’s accused of outrageous cruelty involving his pet dogs!



Two of Jesse’s favorite pit bulls fought in a bloody battle to the death – and Jesse’s terrified dog Rudy was ripped apart in the savage attack that tore a leg almost completely from his body.



Shockingly, the tattooed TV mechanic treats the vicious encounter as a big joke, charge sources.



“Sandra was horrified and in tears when she first heard what had happened to those animals,” said an insider.



“She believed he was this gentle biker with a heart of gold. But if he can let this sort of thing happen to his dogs, that tells you who he really is – Jesse IS heartless.”

Kaiser at Celebitchy astutely points out that this dog fighting bullshit is the likely reason that James’ pit bull Cinnabun kept running away.

I’m disgusted.  I’m too disgusted to even rant about it.

So instead, I’ll point you to an open letter that my friend Lily the Pink wrote when the Philadelphia Eagles decided to sign Michael Vick’s stupid dog fighting ass.  Read it.  It’s gold.  You can find an Angry Black Rant that I wrote in the comment section of that post.

And then when you’re done with all of that, go outside and set something on fire.

[via Celebitchy and Gawker]

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Sandra Bullock's Husband Also Cheated on Her with a Stripper

Of course he did. Weird and foreshadowy photo

Not only was Jesse James banging some Nazi fetishist (Michelle McGee), but he was also having unprotected kinky sex with a stripper. The “kinky” part is fine. It’s the “unprotected” part that catapults him from adulterer to unbelievable asshole.

Melissa Smith is the latest to come forward and claim that she had a two-year affair with Jesse James for two years, beginning a mere one year after James and Sandra were married.

Come on, dude. Seriously? You’re married to Sandra Bullock (or to anyone, for that matter) and you’re going to have UNPROTECTED SEX WITH A FRIGGIN’ STRIPPER?!?!  Could you be more disgusting?

Star Magazine reports:

Like Michelle, Melissa first made contact with Jesse online. But he reached out to her via MySpace in September 2006 (a year after he married Sandra) when he saw a photo of her on the Web site posing in front of a car at a West Coast Choppers party in Long Beach, Calif.

“I got a message from this guy saying,’Nice car…that’s my godfather’s.’ After a few exchanges, he introduced himself as Jesse James and gave me his e-mail address with the name Vanilla Gorilla” — the nickname Jesse goes by and Michelle referred to as well.

Soon after Melissa traveled to California, where Jesse promised he’d take her for a ride in one of his cars, but they never made it out of his office!

After making small talk about the artwork on his walls and taking photos together, “I said, ‘Well, I guess I should get going,’ and he said, ‘You don’t have to,’ and moved his chair closer to me and started rubbing my leg. We ended up having sex on his couch,” Melissa details.

Ew.  Just.  Ew.

Now, according to People, James is trying to patch things up with Sandra.  ::spit take::  Seriously?  Good luck, dude.

As Jesse James struggles to cope with a family crisis he admits to creating, his top priority, a friend tells PEOPLE, is maintaining some normalcy in the lives of his three children.

“He would certainly love for this somehow to go away and that somehow things can be rectified and put back together,” the friend says. “The one thing that’s most important to him in the whole wide world is that his family comes back together. He will do whatever that takes.

What a noble guy he is to admit that he fucked up his family life buy screwing strippers and Hitler.

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Cheating on Sandra Bullock with a… White Supremacist?!?!

Reductio ad Hitlerum.  For reals.

So things sort of suck for Sandra Bullock now.  After winning an Oscar for The Blind Side, and having shown that yes, she can handle the bus ma’am, turns out that her husband of five years was cheating on her for 11 months.  ELEVEN MONTHS.

Of course he’s released some bullshit press release about how sorry he is that he brought this upon his family.

Yeah, right, buddy.  You’re just sorry you got caught. 

Anyway, things just got worse for Sandra.  Turns out Jesse Jame’s fuck buddy, Michelle McGee is a little bit white supremacist-y around the eyes:

From TMZ:

TMZ has obtained the shocking photos of Michelle McGee, which were taken almost a year ago. We’re told the Nazi-themed layout — complete with a swastika armband and backdrop — was the photographer’s idea, but that Michelle was very enthusiastic.

In child custody documents filed in January, Michelle’s ex-husband says she “makes the Nazi salute,” and has a swastika tattooed on her stomach (not seen in these pics).

In one photo the letter “w” is on Michelle’s left leg, and the letter “p” on her right. We’re told Michelle tells people it stands for “white power.”

Res ipsa loquitur.

[Look at TMZ! All hip to the legal lingo!]

So let me get this straight.  Sandra Bullock’s (soon to be ex-) husband chose this:

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