Tag Archives: It’s a celebration bitches!

President Obama's Birthday Video Message to Betty White

It’s a couple days old, but it’s new to me and maybe you haven’t seen it yet:

Betty White is the coolest. And the skinny black guy ain’t half bad either.

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I Found a New Lovely Christmas Song That I Quite Like / Open Thread

As my Angry Black Readers know, I am not a lover of Christmas*.  I like one song, and that’s it.  Don’t worry – I am not going to go into why I don’t like Christmas.

Mah brain is brokeded** today, so I’m trying not to tax it too much.  Thus, I am lounging on my couch, watching pointy-ball games and listening to videos on YouTube (yes, listening – not watching).

I am on a Tim Minchin kick; he’s on my free shag list.  He’s crazy-musically talented, funny as hell, and just hawt.  DON’T YOU JUDGE ME!  Anyway, he mostly sings funny songs that may or may not have political-commentary context to the lyrics.  However, he does do some straight songs as well, most of them covers, and I recently got hooked on his Christmas song, and it is a Christmas song, despite him being an atheist. He wrote it after his baby daughter was born.  I present to you, White Wine in the Sun, which is quite lovely with a soupcon of snark:

(click for my favorite ginger, Tim Minchin)

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Happy Thanksgiving! and Open Thread!

A lot to be thankful for this year.

When I started this blog, I never imagined that in a couple short years, I’d have such a wide-range of awesome and funny writers, and that I would have made such great new friends, both here and on the Twitters.  Thanks to all of you who became part of my Twitter and ABLC family this year.  Thanks to those who gave me writing gigs and the keys to their blog. And thanks to Scotland for your delicious single-malt elixirs.

Happy Thanksgiving!

May today bring you unicorns and rainbow breath.

 

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Tweet of the Day: Mitt Romney Celebrates Halloween

Win.

You’re welcome.

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The White House Prepares for Halloween (w/ video)

Sweet government handouts for all.

Looks like the Obamas will be handing out candy this year after all, which makes them cooler than my parents were with their stupid carob clusters. (No, I’m not bitter — why do you ask?)

From ABC News:

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Fourth of July for Math Nerds

Happy “Drink Beer and Try Not to Blow Off an Appendage” Day!

You’re welcome.

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It's 4:20 on 4/20 on the West Siiiiiiide!!

~throws incomprehensible gang signs~

Happy Smoke Weed and Be Irreverent About it Day!

Or as we call it in California: “Wednesday.”

(puff, puff, CLICK!)

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Happy Birthday Healthcare Reform! Looks Like We Made It!

We ain’t dead yet!

To commemorate the birthday of healthcare reform, Ron Johnson (Asshole-Wisconsin) wrote an op-ed in the Wall Street Journal that is so fraught with bullshit, it compelled me to use the word “fraught” in this very blog post.

To put it another way, it’s a crock. It’s a crock of shit with a shit demi-glacé; that’s what I’m sayin’, y’all.

Calling the Affordable Healthcare Act the “single greatest assault on our freedom in his lifetime,”1 Senator Johnson went on to spin some yarn about how his daughter who had a heart condition (she’s alive and well having been treated under her father’s private insurance) would have been murdered by Obama’s Death (Panel) Eaters, and how sad is that?

I don’t even want to think what might have happened if she had been born at a time and place where government defined the limits for most insurance policies and set precedents on what would be covered. Would the life-saving procedures that saved her have been deemed cost-effective by policy makers deciding where to spend increasingly scarce tax dollars?

Carey’s story sounds like a miracle, but America has always been a place where medical miracles happen.

Nice try, dipshit.  The ACA doesn’t set precedents on what will be covered; it sets minimum limits on what private insurers must cover.  I mean, if health insurance companies are going to take your money, shouldn’t they spend it on health care?  I know.  It’s crazy talk.  I must be out of my mind.

From Jonathan Chait over at The New Republic:

That’s the argument. Johnson implies that procedures like this don’t happen elsewhere. Does he have any data? No. Does he have any reason to believe that the Affordable Care Act would prevent private insurance from covering procedures like this? No. That doesn’t happen in countries like Switzerland that have systems like the Affordable Care Act, and it doesn’t happen in the socialist hell of Massachusetts.

Indeed, one of the reasons for the law is that private health insurance often contains lifetime caps on coverage, or arbitrarily throws people who develop expensive conditions off their plans, and therefore keeps people from getting procedures like the one Johnson’s daughter received. But asking someone like him to actually take into consideration the actual needs of the tens of millions of Americans without health insurance, as against the completely imaginary threat to his only family, is asking far too much of Johnson’s intellect or moral reasoning.

Pretty much.

But enough talk about Teabilly assholes.

It’s a celebration, bitches! Let’s look back on what Obama said one year ago today: Continue reading

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MLK: Letter from Birmingham Jail

“Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.”

As I mentioned over at Balloon Juice, it’s hard to follow Emily L. Hauser’s kid Ted’s “I Have a Dream” speech.

::shakes fist::

As eloquent as li’l Teddy H. is, however, nothing beats the words of the man himself:1

Letter From Birmingham Jail

By Martin Luther King
April 16, 1963

MY DEAR FELLOW CLERGYMEN:
While confined here in the Birmingham city jail, I came across your recent statement calling my present activities “unwise and untimely.” Seldom do I pause to answer criticism of my work and ideas. If I sought to answer all the criticisms that cross my desk, my secretaries would have little time for anything other than such correspondence in the course of the day, and I would have no time for constructive work. But since I feel that you are men of genuine good will and that your criticisms are sincerely set forth, I want to try to answer your statements in what I hope will be patient and reasonable terms.

I think I should indicate why I am here In Birmingham, since you have been influenced by the view which argues against “outsiders coming in.” I have the honor of serving as president of the Southern Christian Leadership Conference, an organization operating in every southern state, with headquarters in Atlanta, Georgia. We have some eighty-five affiliated organizations across the South, and one of them is the Alabama Christian Movement for Human Rights. Frequently we share staff, educational and financial resources with our affiliates. Several months ago the affiliate here in Birmingham asked us to be on call to engage in a nonviolent direct-action program if such were deemed necessary. We readily consented, and when the hour came we lived up to our promise. So I, along with several members of my staff, am here because I was invited here I am here because I have organizational ties here.

But more basically, I am in Birmingham because injustice is here. Just as the prophets of the eighth century B.C. left their villages and carried their “thus saith the Lord” far beyond the boundaries of their home towns, and just as the Apostle Paul left his village of Tarsus and carried the gospel of Jesus Christ to the far corners of the Greco-Roman world, so am I compelled to carry the gospel of freedom beyond my own home town. Like Paul, I must constantly respond to the Macedonian call for aid.

Moreover, I am cognizant of the interrelatedness of all communities and states. I cannot sit idly by in Atlanta and not be concerned about what happens in Birmingham. Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. We are caught in an inescapable network of mutuality, tied in a single garment of destiny. Whatever affects one directly, affects all indirectly. Never again can we afford to live with the narrow, provincial “outside agitator” idea. Anyone who lives inside the United States can never be considered an outsider anywhere within its bounds. Continue reading

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