Tag Archives: I fucking hate Fox News.

Oh for fuck’s sake.

I actually yelled that out loud when I watched this video. Obama has been stumping for various candidates and using his “Republicans drove the car into the ditch” metaphor. Analogy? Simile? Rhetoric? Kenyan Crazytalk? At any rate, here’s what he’s been saying:

He said Republicans had driven the economy into a ditch and then stood by and criticized while Democrats pulled it out. [THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! what?! I may be 36, but I have the mind of a 6 year old.]
Now that progress has been made, he said, “we can’t have special interests sitting shotgun. We gotta have middle class families up in front. We don’t mind the Republicans joining us. They can come for the ride, but they gotta sit in back.”

And here’s a compilation of the reaction from the Asshats on the Right:

These dumb ass race-baiting twatwaffles with their faux concern-trolling and faux outrage… I swear it makes my brain ache.

“::sips mint julep:: My, my, my, President Obama just told all us here Republicans that we can’t drive the car. We gotsta sit in the back. You know what that means, y’all? It means that we’re all Rosa Parks, and Obama, our evil KenyoMuslim massa’ is going straight Jim Crow on our asses. I think I feel a little light-headed. Somebody get me mah smellin’ salts. I feel a case of the vapors comin’ on.”

I really wish Fox News–the entire damn network–would die in an excruciating hot fire. That network, in my esteemed opinion, is single-handedly ruining the fabric of this country. LET’S SET THEM ON FIRE! GO GO GO!!

But watch that there video first, so you can get properly outraged. I’ll be standing at the exit, handing out matches and cans of gasoline.

[cross-posted at Balloon Juice]