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Sarah Silverman and Wyatt Cenac on Rick Perry Presents "Niggerhead Ranch"

Laughing to keep from crying.

Sarah Silverman rocks:

Comedian and TV actress Sarah Silverman is set to thump Republican presidential candidate Rick Perry with a provocatively titled live comedy show in his home state.

Silverman is marshaling fellow comics for a fund-raiser in Texas titled, “Live From N*****head: Stripping The Paint Off Of Good Ol’ Fashioned Racism.”
The title refers to the controversy over Perry’s West Texas hunting campground where the candidate has entertained friends and supporters. The campground’s former name, “Niggerhead,” was painted on a rock at the entrance for many years.

“This is a never-forget moment,” Silverman said. “The show’s provocative name holds a mirror up to an ugliness that seems to have become yesterday’s news without having barely even made news.”

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Chipsticks of The Obama Diary Lampoons Glenn Greenwald

Hilarity ensues.

The title cracks me up every time “OMG, I am, like, totally pissed.”

::standing ovation::

Chipsticks’ other creations are just as hilarious. Go check them out.

As always, you’re welcome.

[via The Obama Diary]

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Occupy Wall Street: The Globe and Mail Celebrity Photos Hacked to Hilarious Effect

The captions are funny business.

My favorite is the caption for Lauren Conrad:

“Lauren Conrad, well-known chronicler of the down and out in Orange County, wore shorts to the polo match to show her support for people who can’t afford long pants, something she read about online one time or something.”

[full gallery of screenshots after the jump]

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Better Book Titles: The Communist Manifesto

Brilliant.

Better Book Titles is a clever tumblr which I have been following for months, but I think this recent example might be my favorite:

You should spend some time looking through the archives. It’s probably more amusing for those of you who are litura-cha enthusiasts.

You’re welcome.

[via Better Book Titles]

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"I'm Elizabeth Warren and I will fix this sh*t myself, if I have to."

Brilliant.

I want to see this woman and Tina Fey as Sarah Palin on SNL, like, yesterday:

You’re welcome.

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President Obama Appoints Shakira to Office of "Hips Don't Lie" (No, not really)

She makes Danzig wanna speak Spanish

 President Obama appointed Shakira to the President’s Advisory Commission on Educational Excellence for Hispanics:

Shakira Isabel Mebarak Ripoll is a Grammy Award-winning singer, songwriter, record producer, and dancer. In addition to her career in music, Ms. Mebarak Ripoll has been involved in a number of global educational efforts. She founded the Barefoot Foundation in 1995, which operates schools and educational projects in Colombia, South Africa, and Haiti, feeding and educating approximately 6,000 children. In 2010, she collaborated with the World Bank and the Barefoot Foundation to establish an initiative that distributes educational and developmental programs for children across Latin America. In 2008, Ms. Mebarak Ripoll served as the Honorary Chair of the Global Campaign for Education’s Global Action Week. In 2005, she became a founding member of Latin America in Solidarity Action, a coalition of artists and business leaders seeking to promote integrated early childhood public policies. Ms. Mebarak Ripoll became a Goodwill Ambassador for the United Nations International Children’s Emergency Fund in 2003, where she promotes the expansion and improvement of comprehensive early childhood care and education across the world.

This is all well and good, and furthermore, an excuse for me to post this video which will never not be funny:

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Derp of the Day: President Obama Makes Republicans Uncomfortable [Updated!]

Copy editing FAIL

I died of many laughters:

You’re welcome.

UPDATE: TooManyJens aka @TavernWench pointed out that this is an old headline from a student newspaper. I reckon it’s making the rounds again because of this:

House Majority Leader Eric Cantor, R-Va., said definitively on Monday that President Obama’s $447 billion jobs bill will not be brought to the floor as a package, despite repeated calls from the White House to move on his legislation.
“The president continues to say, ‘Pass my bill in its entirety,’ and as I’ve said from the outset, the all-or-nothing approach is just unacceptable, and I think from a purely practical standpoint, the president’s got some whipping to do on his own side of the aisle,” Cantor told reporters. [Yeah, I bet he does! Rawr! -ed.]

 

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BREAKING: Observers gather in Washington, D.C. in advance of the end of the world

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!

WASHINGTON, D.C. (Eclectanews) – Observers from around the world gathered in America’s capitol this week to observe the expected end of the world as a confluence of three profound events threatened the planet Earth’s very existence.

First, on Tuesday of this week, a decades-old military policy known as “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” (DADT) was repealed. This occured after over a year of intense debate in which repeal opponents warned the country that God’s wrath at such an event would result in a planetary catastrophe. Cindy Jacobs, a self-described prophet who was the first to connect the dots between DADT and birds falling from the sky and fish kills told Eclectanews:

If this Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell can cause birds to fall out of the sky and fish to die in our rivers, this repeal will surely bring God’s anger upon our country and lay waste to the sinners and fornicators. The rest of us will pay the price for their sin. Thankfully, I will be raptured to heaven to take my rightful and righteous place next to the throne of my Lord, Jesus Christ, amen.

A spokesman for the Westboro Baptist Church reminded journalists that the Prince of Peace and Love hates homosexuals. “God loves everyone,” explained WBC pastor Fred Phelps. “And He hates fags.”
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Kirk vs. Gorn: Ridonkulous Fight Sequence

Ridonkulous

I mean, honestly:

Ridonkulous.  (I said that already, didn’t I?)

The entire series is streaming on Netflix.  A couple weeks ago, I decided to watch it.  I made it half-way through one episode and decided to start watching Doctor Who instead.

David Tennant > William Shatner.

Dalek > Gorn.

[via Boing Boing]

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