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Mamas, Don't Let Your Girl Scouts Grow Up to Work at Planned Parenthood

My Angry Black Readers probably remember this post by ABL about the Satanic, lezzie, whore-making Girl Scouts as imagined by Indiana House Republican, Bob Morris (R-Jackholeville).

Well, I have some good news in the GSA department and some bad news – which would you like first?  Good news?  I would have asked for the bad news first so I could finish up with some good news, but I defer to the wishes of my readers.

The good news comes via Rachel Maddow Steve Benen on Rachel Maddow’s blog.  This crazed bullshit by Bob Morris about the Girl Scouts was not appreciated at all.  Even some of his fellow Republicans thought he went too far – including the Speaker of the House Brian Bosma.  Speaker Bosma told his House colleagues that he bought 278 cases of Girl Scout Cookies in a 48-hour period in response to Rep. Morris’s incredibly asinine statements.

Bosma, R-Indianapolis, pointedly offered Girl Scout cookies throughout the day and munched them as he presided over the House.[...]

And when time came for the House to adjourn, he asked all lawmakers who had been Girl Scouts – and seemingly every female legislator stood – to give the daily motion to adjourn.

(Click for the GSA bad news)

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Shorter Indiana Rep. Bob Morris (R-Dipshit): Girl Scouts Turn Girls into Whores and Lesbians

First they came for the thin mints…

This is preposterous:

INDIANAPOLIS – A Fort Wayne lawmaker’s rant against the Girl Scouts went viral Monday after he called them a “radicalized organization” that supports abortion and promotes “homosexual lifestyles.

Rep. Bob Morris, R-Fort Wayne, sent a letter to Indiana House Republicans on Saturday explaining why he was the only member in the chamber not to sign onto a resolution last week celebrating the 100th anniversary of the Girl Scouts. Continue reading

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