There is hilarity ensuing all up in the Twitterverse
Kanye West joined Twitter. It’s the best thing ever. I thought P. Diddy (@iamdiddy) was ridiculous, always yelling at everyone “LET’S GOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!” But Kanye is P. Diddy times insanity plus or minus hubris divided by WTF?!
Seriously, you should join Twitter just to follow Kanye West. It is some of the most hilarious slash ridiculous shit on earth. And I follow Gary Busey.***
Let me start you off with this one, from a couple days ago:
Just so you can get a sense of what’s going on in Kanye’s world this Friday night.
[Read from the bottom of the second image up - the goose is setting in!]
And just because it’s still hilarious, the blog post that started it all — Kanye’s rant about Bonnaroo — is after the jump:
Ok, it’s not my best work, but COME ON! I’m just ad libbing here.
In any event, it cannot be denied that this is one cute ass kid; at least he is until, as my friend Cait pointed out, that kid grows up to look like this.
It is well-known that Busey says the darnedest things. If you don’t know, now you know. (Follow him on Twitter!) He even encourages his fans to say the darnedest things. Just say some crazy shit, slap an “-ism” to your last name, and voila! You’ve got your own prophetic crazytalk.
The beauty of a Busey-ism is that it requires nothing more than the imagination which, as Busey would tell you, is the hood ornament on the car of your creativity.
Well, I know what my stopthemadness-ism is: People are asshats and people who make asshats are asshaberdashers.
No, it’s not funny. But it’s true. And truth is where funny goes to die. Boom. Another stopthemadness-ism straight to your face space.