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Unclear whether baby will also have chiclets for teeth.

Back in December, Gary Busey announced that he had knocked up his girlfriend, Steffanie Sampson. Well his girlfriend recently shot a baby Busey out of her ladyhole. Or, as he might put it, Gary Busey’s girlfriend sprang forth Busey’s fruit from her loins, but it wasn’t fruit, it was a baby, and that baby looked like a delicious piece of fruit.

Ok, it’s not my best work, but COME ON! I’m just ad libbing here.

In any event, it cannot be denied that this is one cute ass kid; at least he is until, as my friend Cait pointed out, that kid grows up to look like this.

It is well-known that Busey says the darnedest things. If you don’t know, now you know. (Follow him on Twitter!) He even encourages his fans to say the darnedest things. Just say some crazy shit, slap an “-ism” to your last name, and voila! You’ve got your own prophetic crazytalk.

The beauty of a Busey-ism is that it requires nothing more than the imagination which, as Busey would tell you, is the hood ornament on the car of your creativity.

Well, I know what my stopthemadness-ism is: People are asshats and people who make asshats are asshaberdashers.

No, it’s not funny. But it’s true. And truth is where funny goes to die. Boom. Another stopthemadness-ism straight to your face space.

What’s your -ism?

[via Litely Salted]