ZOMG YOU GUYZ!! TEH GOOGLE IS AL KAYDA!!!
I don’t know if you heard, but despite whatever those uppity people who have studied the Constitution say, know this: SHARIA LAW HAS SHOVED ITS DIRTY SAND-LADEN FINGERS INTO THE PATRIOTIC SOIL OF THESE UNITED STATES!!
You know Google, right? It’s like this internet search engine or something. They are fairly whimsical with their holiday celebrations. Usually they celebrate the day within the standards that have been set for internet search engines since time immemorial. But they’ve run into some trouble lately. Last year, I wrote about Google’s hatred of our veterans. (Google decided to celebrate the twenty-fifth anniversary of Tetris on D-Day instead of celebrating D-Day on D-Day.)
You know D-Day, right? It has something to do with the World War.
Which one? I don’t know. There were only two. Take your pick.
All you need to know is that it’s a very patriotic affair, and you best be wearing your flag pin on D-Day or you’ll be castigated for being a freedom-hater. Also, too, if you dare celebrate the anniversary of one of the most kick ass games of our time on this “D-Day,” then you hate America and should move to France.
I wasn’t bothered by Google’s Tetris shenanigans. I was willing to forgive Google’s America-hating ass because I love Tetris more than I love America.
But this? This is just too much for my red-blooded American patriotic heart to bear:
What the fuck?! Does it look like those socialist Muslim-loving American-hating googling bastards celebrated Veteran’s Day by changing their logo to a burning flag with a crescent moon sticking out of it? Because that’s what it looks like to me! Google hates us for our freedom! This is an outrage!
WE HAVE BEEN INFILTRATED, PEOPLE! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Motifs of the American flag have become a regular addition to Google’s artistic repertoire celebrating patriotic holidays but today’s Veterans Day doodle has sparked a measure of controversy.
RL from Product-Reviews.net sums up the outrage perfectly, “An American flag covering a partial showing Islamic crescent moon…good job GOOGLE…way to do your part to further fan the flames of tension between the western world and the Islamic community. Lets see how you play dumb and spin this.”
Exactly. Way to go, Google. Give crazies such as Pamela Geller, Terry Jones and Tea Party patriots the fuel they need to wage an all-out slugfest of vitriol against Islam for ruining an American tradition. The Google doodle is distasteful at best, hateful at worst, for this Veterans Day.
Your Google doodle is supposed to enlighten and educate those who click on it, not cause a rift between two world powers.
In a civilized society we need to show respect. We show respect by opening the door for the elderly. We show respect by thanking a soldier for fighting for us. We show respect by saluting the flag when in uniform. We show respect by not desecrating someone’s sacred symbol.
Google’s Veterans Day doodle needs to show the flag, and any possible representations of it, respectfully. In times of peace, flags of all countries fly at the same level. The same should be true of American and Islamic ideals. There is no reason why they two can peacefully coexist. We don’t live in Salem, Massachusettts in the 1650s. No more witch hunts.
I’m disappointed in Google’s doodle for this Veterans Day. Our president just left the world’s largest Islamic country when he visited Indonesia. He treated Islam with respect. Is this doodle the way we show the world we are civilized and respectful? No wonder Islamic extremists hate us.
Wait, what?! I’m confused. What’s the point of the article?
Frankly, I don’t know what the article means. Is it satire? It’s not over-the-top enough to be satire. Is it serious? The arguments in the article are contradictory. Is it saying that Islamofascists are going to see Google’s logo and think, “DEATH TO AMERICA! EVEN THEIR SEARCH ENGINES HATE US FOR OUR HUMMUS!!”
Or is the article saying that the American flag has been desecrated because there’s a Allahdamn crescent moon sticking out of its ass?
I DON’T KNOW. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?! HOW DO MAGNETS WORK?
Well, I may not know what that particular article was trying to say, but this tripe from World Fuckery News Daily (it’s where all the idiots get their news!) confirms my suspicion that teh Google really hates America: Continue reading