Keep your legs closed, sluts.
Billionaire Foster Friess — the main donor to Santorum’s Super PAC — is a moron. I mean, what does one even say in response to this kind of nonsense?
FRIESS: On this contraceptive thing, my gosh, it’s so inexpensive. You know, back in my days, they used Baer Aspirin for contraceptives. The gals put it between their knees and it wasn’t that costly.