Methinks there’s an elephant minotaur in the room
The woman above me who just moved in a few weeks ago is extremely heavy footed. She’s a thin woman. But she clearly does not trip gaily on the balls of her feet. She aggressively thunders across the floor on the heels of her feet. The heels of her feet? That sounds weird. Whatever. You get my drift.
The guy who used to live above me was heavy footed too but he didn’t move around a whole lot, and there was carpet. Oh, sweet delicious carpet. But the landlord ripped up the carpet when my ex-neighbor moved out. Goodbye fair carpet. We hardly knew ye. Hello thunderous fucking noise that makes my apartment shake and enragens me. Yeah, I just made that word up. I make the rules around here.
Anyway, this is hilarious. From Best of Craigslist:
To the Minotaur that lives above me.