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The One Percenters on Wall Street are Being Jerks About It

Paging Marie Antoinette!

This little nugget of WTF?! is a couple-few days old, but it dovetails nicely with the tale of the gloating one-percenters in Chicago.

Why yes, it is Wall Street jackwagons sipping champagne and quite literally looking down on the 99 percenters and mocking them.

I suppose we should be thankful they didn’t start chucking bottles of Prosecco over the balcony, in some post-apocalyptic game of “Whack-A-Poor.”

Pretty soon they’re going to force us to compete in Death Races.

[via Addicting Info]

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The One Percenters in Chicago are Being Jerks About It

Really, y’all? Like, really really?

From Chicagoist:

Someone at the Board of Trade is getting cheeky with the Occupy Chicago protests. This photo was taken by someone at the protests. It shows offices at the Board of Trade Building eight stories up with “We Are The 1%” taped to the windows. If only someone could hurl rocks that high.

Organizers at Occupy Chicago, in their hyperbole, have called this “Wall Street’s 1st Large Scale Response in Chicago.”

You can’t spell “Klassy” without “assy.”

[via Think Progress]

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John Kasich: The "Worst Governor In America" Contest Rolls On

Worse than Rick Scott? Achievement unlocked.

Looks like Ohio Republican John Kasich is not only the new most hated governor in the land (surpassing Florida’s odious GOP Jackass-in-Chief, Rick Scott) but he’s now giving Scott a solid run for his money in the outright worst in the nation category.  MoJo’s excellent Mac McClelland:

While we’re all at being (rightfully) mad at some really rich people, let’s splash some more fuel onto the class-warfare fire. Think tank Innovation Ohio has released some stats about that state’s governor, John Kasich, who is trying to kill collective bargaining with a bill called SB 5 and who recently slashed funding to services people sort of need, like schools and firefighting.

But the Ohio legislature isn’t spreading the pain equally—namely, not among themselves. According to IO’s most recent report, Kasich took a raise of more than $10,000 over the last governor’s salary, bringing his pay to $148,165. And exempted the salary from the SB 5 provision that cuts automatic annual raises for other public employees. And lied about how much he pays his staff, whose senior members make $110,000. Continue reading

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Michigan GOP: If Your Car is Too Fancy, No Food Stamps for You

Kicking people when they’re down, that’s the GOP way.

A few months ago, I wrote about a draconian proposal introduced by Senator Bruce Caswell (R-Doosh) which would require children in the foster care system to purchase second-hand clothes.  The measure served no purpose other than to humiliate these children.

Well, Michigan isn’t quite done humiliating its underprivileged residents.  Beginning next month, many Michigan residents will no longer qualify for food stamps after a new law goes into effect which tightens eligibility requirements.

From Think Progress:

Seizing on any excuse to kick people out of the [food stamps] program, Republicans have mandated that recipients’ assets be scrutinized, in addition to their income, which has traditionally been the only measure that was considered when deciding eligibility. People with cars worth over $15,000 could be disqualified:

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Shorter John Fleming (R-Whiner): How do I live on 400K a Year? It's class warfare! Waaaah!

Cry me a fucking river, guy.

 Louisiana Republican and giant asshat John Fleming appeared on MSNBC this morning to bitch about how hard is life is because he has to live on a meager $400,000 a year.

Seriously:

Rep. John Fleming (R-LA) appeared on MSNBC with Chris Jansing this morning to attack President Obama’s new deficit reduction plan, which includes some tax increases on the wealthy. Taking up the typical GOP talking point, Fleming said raising taxes on wealthy “job creators” is a terrible idea that kills jobs because many of these people are small business owners who pay taxes through personal income rates.
Fleming is himself a businesses owner, so Jansing asked, “If you have to pay more in taxes, you would get rid of some of those employees?” Fleming responded by saying that while his businesses made $6.3 million last year, after you “pay 500 employees, you pay rent, you pay equipment, and food,” his profits “a mere fraction of that” — “by the time I feed my family, I have maybe $400,000 left over.”

As the first commenter on the post notes:
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Eric Cantor Eats Irony for Breakfast

You can’t make this shit up.

Uh… Open Thread!

(H/T @Paposaurus!)

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Louie Gohmert (R-Git) is a Cheeky Bastard; Snags Name "American Jobs Act" for his Silly "No Corporate Income Tax" Bill

Too clever by half

Because President Obama’s jobs plan has not yet been introduced in the House, Louie Gohmert snagged the named “American Jobs Act of 2011″ for his two-page bill which simply amends the tax code to repeal the corporate income tax.

No, seriously.

If he weren’t such an unstoppable dumbass, with his anchor baby nonsense, his batshit Islamophobia and fear of terror babies, and his virulent homophobia, and if his bill amounted to anything other than more of the Norquistian same, I’d actually congratulate Gohmert for this rather cheeky move:

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Minority Whip Kevin McCarthy (R-Pinnochio) is Lying About President Obama's Jobs Plan…

…wears flammable pants.

True to the GOP plan to make sure not to put any Americans back to work in the hopes that the economy and high jobless rate will kill President Obama’s reelection chances, Kevin McCarthy gleefully reported that everybody hates President Obama’s jobs bill.

He then linked the blog post (which I assume someone on his staff wrote) on Twitter and lied about what the blog post says.

First the blog post/press release:

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Eric Cantor Commemorates 9/11 by Insisting on 40% Cuts to Funds Used to Train and Equip First Responders

… plans to change name to Eric Luthor

 As millions of Americans remember those who were lost on September 11, 2001 and celebrate those who emerged from 9/11 as heroes — those who died trying to save the lives of their colleagues and friends, and the first responders who rushed to Ground Zero without hesitation — Eric Cantor has other plans.

On Friday, President Obama requested for $5.1 billion to provide disaster relief to those affected by recent hurricanes and earthquakes — in Eric Cantor’s home state of Virginia no less — including $500 million for FEMA.  Eric Cantor’s response?  He plans to insist on offsets for the $500 million in emergency funds.

Problem is, those offsets are massive cuts to first responders:

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