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Muslims and Dirty Socialist Liberals Need Not Apply

Derp.

Some jackass in Texas who teaches concealed hand gun classes ran radio advertisements telling socialist liberals, people who voted for President Obama, Arabs, and Muslims that they shouldn’t apply for his class because he’s not having it:

A central Texas gun dealer ran radio ads advising “Socialist” liberals, those who voted for President Barack Obama, Arabs and Muslims that they need not apply for his concealed gun license class.

Crockett Keller, who owns Keller’s Riverside Store, ran the ads on the radio station in his rural hometown of Mason, Texas, which is 120 miles west of the state capital of Austin.

“If you are a Socialist liberal and/or voted for the current campaigner in chief, please do not take this class,” Keller said in the ad. “You have already proven that you cannot make a knowledgeable and prudent decision as required under the law.”

“Also, if you are a non-Christian Arab, or Muslim, I will not teach you the class,”
Keller said in the radio ad.

Keller said he is simply exercising his freedom to teach concealed handgun license classes to whomever he wants. He said he has received “hundreds” of calls from Americans who support his stance. Continue reading

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Tweet of the Day: Herman Cain Needs a Way Back Machine

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New Stupidly-Written Law in Florida is Stupidly-Written — Bans Sex?!

People this stupid shouldn’t even be having sex.

The Florida legislature passed a poorly-written law meant to address bestiality (because apparently Floridians are shagging gators or whatever) but which seemingly bans sex between humans.

The law states:

An act relating to sexual activities involving animals; creating s. 828.126, F.S.; providing definitions; prohibiting knowing sexual conduct or sexual contact with an animal; prohibiting specified related activities; providing penalties; providing that the act does not apply to certain husbandry, conformation judging, and veterinary practices; providing an effective date.

Now for those of you who paid attention in grade school science class, you know that humans are animals. You can even look it up on your computer machine:

Yes, humans are animals. The human’s phylum is Chordata (vertebrate). The human’s class is mammalia. It’s [sic] order is primate (the same as apes). It’s [sic] family is Hominidae (apes that have no tail and can gather food with their hands.) The Human’s sub-family is Homininae. It’s [sic] tribe is Hominini. It’s [sic] genus is Homo and it’s [sic] specie is scientifically named Homo Sapiens.

Accordingly, prohibiting sexual contact or conduct with an animal prohibits sexual contact or conduct with a human.

Derp.

As noted by Southern Fried Scientist:

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Rush Limbaugh Got Served By Wikipedia

Derp.

Rush Limbaugh sucks.  He just does.  You know it.  I know it.  Even he knows it.  He rakes in millions of dollars by preying on the fears of his audience.  He spews his bullshit, day by day (by day) and his “dittoheads” are sponges, absorbing every inaccurate fact, half-truth, and outright lie.  No matter how outrageous the claim, if it comes out of his mouth, his minions lap it up.   Nothing he says or does ever comes back to bite him in the ass.  Doesn’t matter how many people point out that he’s a bombastic blowhard with racist, sexist, and homophobic views, Elton John will still sing at his wedding.

Quite simply, he can do no wrong in the eyes of his humbled followers.  He can say the sky is blue on Monday and the sky is red on Tuesday, and it doesn’t matter — asshats will be wondering whether or not they will wake up to a bright purply sky on Wednesday.

So who cares if it turns out he gets his information from Wikipedia?  It’s Rush Limbaugh!  If something comes out of his mouth, it immediately becomes fact.  He’s his own private Wikipedia.

I read about the Wikipedia shenanigans and frankly, I ignored it.  What’s the point of wasting my finger energy?  But I’ve got some finger energy to burn, so here goes.

Rush Limbaugh, who had some choice words for Wikipedia and the folks who rely on Wikipedia for research:

They ought to be ashamed of themselves to call themselves professionals. They’re nothing but hacks. I mean, everybody in the world knows you don’t believe anything on Wikipedia because anybody can go in there and put anything on that they want to unless you succeed in getting your site locked, and I don’t even care about that.

Wikipedia is as irresponsible as anything else. Anybody can post anything they want on there. But these are the professionals! They’re supposed to check this stuff.

– got clowned by Wikipedia.

From Gawker : Continue reading

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Kristen Stewart Emotional Chart

I laughed OL.

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