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David Duke Considering a Presidential Run; Sales of White Sheets Skyrocket

“This racism is killing me inside.”

David Duke is thinking about maybe sort of running for president.  He’s “exploring” the option.

Good for him, I say.  It’s about time a Serious Racist decided to make a run for the presidency:

A former grand wizard of the Ku Klux Klan, member of the Louisiana House of Representatives and Republican executive-committee chairman in his district until 2000, Duke has a significant following online. His videos go viral. This month, he’s launching a tour of 25 states to explore how much support he can garner for a potential presidential bid. He hasn’t considered running for serious office since the early ’90s, when he won nearly 40 percent of the vote in his bid for Louisiana governor. But like many “white civil rights advocates,” as he describes himself to The Daily Beast, 2012 is already shaping up to be a pivotal year.

Former (and current) Neo Nazis, Ku Klux Klan members, neo-Confederates, and other representatives of the many wings of the “white nationalist” movement are starting to file paperwork and print campaign literature for offices large and small, pointing to rising unemployment, four years with an African-American president, and rampant illegal immigration as part of a growing mound of evidence that white people need to take a stand.

Duke says that “thousands of Tea Party activists have urged him to run for President,” so who is he to deny his fans the joy of seeing him extol the virtues of integration right to that stupid Kenyan Usurper’s face?

Here’s a video Duke made last year in which he lays out his platform:

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The Abominable Racist Snowman

Nazi the Snowman… was a white pride racist soul; with a lynchin’ rope, and a pointy hood, and two eyes made out of coal…

This cracks me up is an outrage!  Some crazyface in Idaho has been charged under nuisance laws for displaying a KKK-Snowman on his lawn:

“Mark,” a Hayden, Idaho man who has so far refused to give his last name, loves to decorate his pad with Nazi, Aryan Nation and other white supremacist paraphernalia. I have every right,” he reminds reporters when they ask about the SS flag that flies on his garage. So when the holidays roll around and the snow falls, he’s not one to let opportunity pass him by. He’s turned the latest snow accumulation into a perfectly sculpted, hood-wearing, noose-holding KKK member.

KXLY reports the story Wednesday and is the second time the station has quizzed Mark about his love of all things Aryan.

The first time he made news it was over his twin Aryan Nation and Nazi SS flags that he hung up within hours of moving into his Hillview Drive house.

Then, he described his take on the flags to KXLY reporter Sally Showman [seriously?!]:

I have every right to hang ‘em and fly ‘em,” Mark said, explaining flags are “a little bit of white pride…. I would like to say leave me alone and I’ll leave you alone.

It’s just a little bit of white pride.  What’s the big deal?  Get offa his lawn.

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Dave Chappelle Freaks Out About Airplane Toilet and Forces Private Jet Landing

Drugs are a helluva drug.

Yesterday, I woke up with the urge to watch the classic Rick James skit. I hadn’t gotten that urge in years, because seriously, if I heard one more person yelling, “I’m Rick James, bitch!” back when that skit aired, I was going to stab a fool. But Chappelle was on my mind like my money and mo’ problems.  Speaking of money, whatever happened to Eddie Money?  These are the questions that keep me up at night.

But back to Dave Chappelle:


A source extremely familiar with the incident tells TMZ Chappelle boarded a private jet in New Jersey last night bound for Ohio — where the actor lives.


During the flight, we’re told Dave “freaked out” and refused to put his seat belt on. Then — according to sources — Dave repeatedly walked into the cockpit, asking how much longer the flight would be, and started grabbing the pilot’s arms.


Sources say the pilot determined Chappelle was a safety risk and diverted the plane to Pittsburgh.


We’re told Chappelle then checked into a nearby hotel for the night. Sources at the hotel tell us Dave has been telling hotel employees he wanted to rent a car to drive back to Ohio … only he couldn’t remember where he lived.


Chappelle was spotted wandering out of the hotel early this morning.


A rep for Chappelle explains the incident to TMZ by saying Dave really needed to use the restroom — he ate something that didn’t sit well — and the bathroom on the plane was “not the kind he needed.”


Well as long as the ‘Source” was extremely familiar with the incident.  Everybody knows that sources who are only “familiar,” or even “very familiar,” often turn out to have their facts wrong, and the sources who are only slightly familiar with an incident are often straight up pulling stories directly out of their own asses.

And now the word “familiar” has lost all meaning.

You’re welcome.

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Happy Fourth of Ju-ly!

And remember, cocaine is a helluva drug***



***Why Rick James on Independence Day?  Oh, I don’t know… only because why the hell not!?

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Anti-Obama Sign Uses the Word "Niggardly," Crowd Goes Wild!!

OH EM GEE, that is, like, soooooooo racist!!!11

Some restaurant called Sunny Rose Cafe is none too pleased with Chairman Maobama:

A sign outside a northern California business that accuses President Obama of being “niggardly” is causing controversy among locals, KTXL-TV reported Wednesday.


The sign, located along a freeway in Acampo, Calif. says “Obama = niggardly” and that he “hurts small biz.” Another part of the sign reads “Buck Ofama.”


One motorist told KTXL that the sign was associated with the Sunny Rose Cafe in Acampo. A telephone listing for the business on Google was disconnected, according to KTXL.


The word “niggardly,” despite sounding like a racial epithet, actually means ” grudgingly mean about spending or granting” according to Merriam-Webster’s online dictionary and is believed to have its origin prior to that of the racial slur.


The word “niggardly” gained national attention in the U.S. back in 1999 when David Howard, an assistant to then-Washington, D.C., mayor Anthony Williams, resigned after using the word in a speech to describe the city’s budget.

This is an outrage! WTF?!

Are you trying to tell me that in this great nation of ours, these United States of America, people didn’t know what “niggardly” meant until 1999?!

Listen up, y’all: “niggardly” has nothing to do with, you know, that other word:

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