Check out my new Angry Black Shoppe! Oooooh! Aaaaaaah!
If you look on my sidebar, you’ll see my Angry Black Shoppe! So stop in. Look around. We’ve got iPad, iPhone 3GS and iPhone 4 cases (because, duh and/or hello, I love Apple stuff.) We’ve got shirts, for mens and womenses. We’ve got dog bowls, mugs… um… hats, and, let’s see… a bunch of other crap. Magnets! We’ve got magnets! (How do they fuckin’ work?)
Aaaaanywhoodle, you should buy some stuff. You know you want to. It’s for a good cause. I will be donating all the proceeds to Camp Cocker Rescue.
So buy something, TODAY. Or, you know… whenever. (click for a video of my hella smart dogg)
This gives me teh laughter and teh sads, simultaneously.
So you know how you’re going home for Thanksgiving and you’re so excited to eat Turkey until you hurl, and then go back and eat some more? But there’s a lingering sense of anxiety, yeah? You’re wondering whether the TSA agent assigned to feel you up is going to be hot or not.
Ladies, I know that you plan to wear your most disgusting Thanksgiving travel-wear, in the hopes that the guy who looks like the Elephant Man will keep his dirty paws offer your hot bod.
For those of you who are more modest (or for those of you who do not want to risk getting cancer in 30 years because some jackass at the TSA has deemed the scanners completely safe when they may not be), some dude has developed special underwear that will protect your lady bits and your man pieces from the prying eyes of the TSA porno-scanners.
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