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Anthony's Weiner is Toast: Rep. Weiner Resigns Today; Long National Nightmare is Over

Well, fuckballs.  I didn’t want to write about Weiner’s weiner because I had written what I thought was my definitive post about it.   Of course the fact that I had to update it mid-writing it should have warned me that there would be more to uncover, so to speak.  Still, I was heartily sick of hearing about Weiner at that point, and now, it’s a week later, and we’re STILL fucking talking about it.  Still.   With all the shit going on in this country, we’re still fucking talking about Weiner’s weiner.*

Economy sucks; jobs are being lost every day; we have a debt ceiling to raise; the housing market is stagnant; the Republicans have lost their collective minds.  These are just a few of the major issues we face, and yet:  OHMYGOD!  WEINER WEINER WEINER!  Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!  It’s always about Marcia!  Like, the economy and other important issues are Jan Brady.

As teresamac said in the comments of my last post on the weiner:

…This scandal is diverting people from other things that are going on in the country.  Like Clarence Thomas like you mention asiangrrlMN.  And there are other very important issues being ignored, for instance, here we are a country with no coherent, comprehensive energy policy, and the House of Representatives subcommittee on energy and water resources would like to defund NREL (national renewable energy lab) by eliminating the DofE’s Office of Science and Office of Energy Efficiency and Renewable Energy Programs.

Instead the nation is talking about Weiner’s weiner.  But what is more important than our current energy crisis, yeah you know it Sex well not sex really since I don’t think he had sex, these scandals do, they divert our attention from important subjects….

I can understand covering the story.  I mean, it’s not every day (I hope) a sitting Congressman twits pics of his dicks to chicks.  So, a one-day story, yeah.  And, he lied, so, yes, I can see some additional coverage of the non-event.  However, when it was all Weiner all the time, my mind clutched up and refused to comprehend.   I have taken frequent hiatuses from the world of political blogging because I couldn’t fucking take it any more.  With all the batshitcrazy insane things the Republicans are doing (including playing hostage with the debt ceiling), why the fuck were we still roasting the Weiner?  By the way, there are rumors that Boehner had an affair, and if this turns out to be true, I’m quitting politics for good.  I cannot BEAR another solid month of jokes about penii.  Plus, I’ve used up all my good ones already.

Anyhoo, if you want a good dissection of the Weiner situation and what it means to liberals, check out this link by the Rooted Cosmopolitan.  If you want to read what skeery terrorist**, Juan Cole, has to say about the worst things Weiner has said, and none of them twits or sexts, click on this link.  Both of these links contain thoughtful elocution.  As you may expect, you’re not going to get that here.   I’m still pissed about the whole situation, which means I must rant.  So.  Fasten your seatbelts, folks.  asiangrrlMN is about to hit eleven-billionty in pissiness.
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Gary Johnson vs. Barack Obama: Great White Libertarian Hope Debates Faux Obama on Faux News

Because Black People are Fungible Tokens

I have to admit to you, my dear Angry Black Readers, that this Weiner business has taken the fire right out of me.  (This is my first blog post in FIVE DAYS!)

While Democrats waste time talking about whether Weiner should resign or go to “Asshat Rehab” or whatthecrapever, there’s a giant misogynist/sexual predator/asshat sitting on the Supreme Court, having a good laugh at the Democrats’ utter stupidity, while his Teabilly wife cackles with glee and collects another Heritage Foundation paycheck.

I’m disgusted.

With every passing day that that Democrats ignore Clarence Thomas’s conflict of interest in favor of yet another round of handwringing over some dude’s penis, the more difficult it becomes for me to view the political landscape as anything but a farce.

And what better example of this political theater of the absurd than a mock debate between Libertarian wet dream, Gary Johnson, and a Barack Obama look-alike?  Because debating a guy who “looks” like Obama is an accurate measure of what it would be like to debate the real “Obama.” You know — because we’re all the same:

Yet more evidence of the embarrassment that is Fox News.

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Wikiality: Sarah Palin, Stephen Colbert, Paul Revere, and Bells

#CLARENCETHOMAS

#PalinHistory 1

For those who have been trapped under something heavy, or have been transfixed by Anthony Weiner’s weiner, you may have missed an attempt by Palinistas to revise history to comport with Sarah Palin’s stupid recounting of Paul Revere’s midnight ride:

The argument over whether Sarah Palin was misinformed about the historical facts of Paul Revere’s ride has moved to where bar bets go to be settled: Wikipedia.

Since Ms. Palin described the ride last week while she was visiting Boston, Wikipedia’s Paul Revere article page has been the site of a mini “edit war.” And the page has gone from a little-visited one — 2,000 or so page views a day — to a more heavily trafficked one, with54,000 on Saturday when Ms. Palin’s comments were gaining the most news attention.

Over the course of the weekend, people added sentences to the Revere article that repeated Ms. Palin’s claims. It can be hard to discern motives for changes on Wikipedia, and in some cases people appeared to be attributing the claims to Ms. Palin in order to mock her.

One editor, Tomwsulcer, added the following sentence: “Accounts differ regarding the method of alerting the colonists; the generally accepted position is that the warnings were verbal in nature, although one disputed account suggested that Revere rang bells during his ride.”

When the discussion board for the Revere article was ringing with complaints that this was a lie, Tomwsulcer replied that it should be included as a theory because a prominent American politician, that is, Sarah Palin, had said it. “If you follow Wikipedia’s rules,” he wrote, “we must maintain a neutral position, representing the mainstream position as well as disputed versions.”

He lost the argument, but others have been searching history books to find evidence to support Ms. Palin’s claims.

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Anthony Weiner is an Idiot [Updated]

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Good job, dipshit.

If you haven’t been following the clusterfuck online, Weiner just did a presser where he admitted he sent the photos. Prior to that, Andrew Breitbart randomly showed up and hijacked the presser for twenty minutes, crowing about how he deserves to be vindicated because of Leftist smears. Then Weiner took the stage, did the old Lewinsky two-step, complete with crying.

For fuck’s sake.

So to recap: It was Weiner’s junk; He’s had many inappropriate online relationships with young women; Breitbart FTW; Everybody Wang Chung tonight.

So now what?

As of this afternoon, no one in the MSM has bothered to report on the Clarence Thomas connection. I fully believe that Breitbart’s cronies knew for weeks about this Weiner business and timed it to distract from the real issue which, as Allan Brauer pointed out last week, is CLARENCE THOMAS. Whether or not Anthony Weiner is a dipshit for lying about his junk photos (and in my view he is, not because I give a shit what goes on between two consenting adults and the lies that inevitably result when a person is busted for their sexual chicanery, but because he wasted TEN DAYS that could have been spent finding another Democrat to pick up the Clarence Thomas ball and run with it), the fact remains that he is the only Democrat who was making a stink about the Friday evening Thomas financial document dump.

So now the MSM is going to kiss Breitbart’s ass while he crows about how awesome he is. And by the time the dust settles, not one person (besides Allan, apparently) will have examined just what the fuck is going on with Clarence Thomas and his Teabilly wife.

I hate everything.1

1 Well, except finding out about Weiner’s weinerdom while Skyping with Allan.  That was pretty sweet.

Ok, break’s over.  Back to fixing the country, people.

[via Talking Points Memo]

[cross-posted at Balloon Juice]

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Clarence Thomas – The Original #Weinergate

Long Dong Silver rides again!

OK, so the right-wing noise machine wants you to talk about Anthony Weiner’s wiener. That’s the ONLY thing they want you to talk about. Not how Wall Street is filling its pants in fear that the Frankenstein monster they’ve created called the 112th Congress will crash the economy because they hate Obama and want him to fail, even if it means we (everybody except the rich Republicans, natch) have to live in cardboard boxes under a freeway overpass and barbecue pigeons over a fire to make that come to pass.

Not the fact that a district in western New York that has been represented by Republicans since 1970 just sent a woman Democrat to Congress for swearing in today, because everyone in the GOP voted to do away with Medicare and give you a coupon for half-off the early-bird special at the United Health Urgent Care Clinic, and voters think that’s stupid and cruel.

And definitely not the financial disclosure forms that Clarence Thomas just filed on Friday. Definitely not those.

What the fuck is up?

To understand why Andrew Breitbart is obsessing on an erection in some anonymous guy’s underpants, and doing his damndest to inject insinuations into formerly respectable media outlets that Anthony Weiner is sexually harassing an attractive young African American woman, you have to go back in time.

Right-wingers have a disturbing habit of nursing their grievances across generations. They’re still convinced the wrong team won the Civil War, even though, back then, they were on the winning team. Yep, the Republicans led the Union, but they grieve for the Confederacy. And the mother of all contemporary right-wing grievances, believe it or not, is yet another battle they won. They love their grievances so much that they even transform their wins into opportunities to stew and burn with white-hot anger. I call them “sore winners”.

You see, there was this skeezy, low-down damp skidmark of a perv who lied to Congress and got away with it, and was elevated for life to the most unaccountable and untouchable job in the entire federal government, Supreme Court Justice, where he has been, by all accounts, one of the very worst practitioners in the history of that body, where he facilitated the corporate subversion of democracy, filed fraudulent financial disclosure forms, and failed repeatedly to recuse himself in cases where he had known (and sometimes concealed) conflicts of interest. The bad guys won. And they’re still not over it.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you — Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, lying sack of shit.

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Can We Impeach Clarence Thomas Yet?

Or maybe, just add another justice or five to SCOTUS (of my choosing, obvs)?

Clarence Thomas is useless.  We all know it.  He hasn’t spoken in Court in five years.  Not one question.  Not one “Say that again?”  Not one “Do you smell that?”  Not one “Asphinctersayswhat?”

He just sits there — silent in his black robe — like a non-ambulatory ninja.

Well, as it so happens, he might be is a crook also, too: Continue reading

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