OH SNAP! OH NO HE DIDN’T! OH YES HE DID!
Remember a few weeks ago, when Chris Lee (R-NY) abruptly resigned from Congress just a few hours after the tale of his shirtless Blackberry sexting with a woman not his wife hit the interwebs?
Who among us didn’t say, hmmm. That was fast. Too fast. Way too fast for a GOPer. Way way too fast for a GOPer who didn’t actually get around to making sexy-time with the other woman. Way way way too fast for a GOPer caught in any kind of a scandal involving any woman.
After watching Diaper Dave Vitter tough it out and even get re-elected, and after watching John Ensign tough it out after screwing an employee who was married to another employee, then getting Mumsy and Daddums to write them a big fat check to go the fuck away and keep their mouths shut about all the hot monkey love on the office furniture, and after watching Newt Gingrich bone future wife #3 while still married to wife #2 (whom he boned before divorcing wife #1 while she lay in a hospital bed with the cancer) while simultaneously leading the impeachment of Bill Clinton for getting a little blow-job, we knew there had to be more to the story.
Cue Paul Harvey. THIS is the rest of the story.
The delightfully sleazy people at Gawker, who first broke the Chris Lee bathroom-mirror-check-out-these-guns-ladies photo and accompanying emails that led to his resignation, have found the other shoe and dropped it.
Turns out ol’ Chris really really likes the ladies. He likes the ladies so damn much that he’s not only ready to do the lambada with ladies who have factory-issued lady bits, he’s also magnanimous enough (or is that Trojan Magnum-anious?) to offer up stud services to the ladies who are still works in progress.
In the past 10 days, two D.C.-area transgender women contacted us, each with a separate story about exchanging emails with the ex-congressman. One sent us an ad that Lee allegedly posted on Craigslist in search of trans women; the other sent us a never-before-seen photo that she says Lee sent her after they started chatting by email. Taken together, they present a possible explanation to those who have wondered why such a tame “sex scandal” forced Lee’s hand so quickly.
