Thought for Food: Chocolate Air, Denny’s & Bacon Cologne
What in the name of chocolate covered Jesus is going on around here? I don’t have a wine purse. I don’t have a wine glass that can hold an entire bottle of wine. And I sure as hell don’t have a scotch chocolate bar!
So, I’m just sitting here wondering, WHY THE HELL NOT!?
Apparently there’s a company called BonBon Bar that decided to start making single malt scotch candy bars, and didn’t bother to tell me about it.
What the fuck?! Don’t these people know that scotch runs through my veins?! Does anyone around here know me? I need to speak to a supervisor.
Here’s a link to Urban Daddy where you can buy scotch chocolate bars at 40% off for the next 3 days, 23 hours, 25 minutes, and [last I checked] 20 seconds. [There's a countdown... I don't know whether it's final or not ::rimshot::]
Ok it’s probably like 18 seconds now.
Now it’s probably 15 seconds.
OH MY GOD I’M WASTING PRECIOUS SECONDS WRITING THIS POST FOR YOU PEOPLE WHEN I COULD BE OUT BUYING ALL THE SCOTCH CHOCOLATE BARS IN ALL THE LAND!!!!!11111one
I gotta go.
P.S. They make bourbon chocolate bars and s’mores rum candy bars and… oh just go look for yourself. No seriously. I gotta go.
(H/T mme marbles!)
A couple friends of mine sent me a package of bacon chocolate bars and beer for Christmas.
I know bacon has supposedly become an internet meme. I find that notion offensive. Bacon isn’t a meme. It’s a necessity. A reality. A way of life. And the combination of bacon, chocolate and stout?
Well that right there is a party in your mouth.
Y’all, the best thing has happened. I’ve managed to combine two of my favorite things into one glorious decadent activity.
Yes, it’s a little weird to proclaim that one of my favorite things to do is shower. It’s actually not. Not even close. But I’m the author here, and I’m allowing myself creative license for the purposes of this story. Keep reading. You’ll understand.