Tag Archives: chocolate

Jesus H. Bieber.

Is that Maldon salt on top?! I bet it is. Sweet Mary mother of scotch.

What in the name of chocolate covered Jesus is going on around here?  I don’t have a wine purse. I don’t have a wine glass that can hold an entire bottle of wine.  And I sure as hell don’t have a scotch chocolate bar!

So, I’m just sitting here wondering, WHY THE HELL NOT!?

Apparently there’s a company called BonBon Bar that decided to start making single malt scotch candy bars, and didn’t bother to tell me about it.

What the fuck?!  Don’t these people know that scotch runs through my veins?!  Does anyone around here know me?  I need to speak to a supervisor.

Here’s a link to Urban Daddy where you can buy scotch chocolate bars at 40% off for the next 3 days, 23 hours, 25 minutes, and [last I checked] 20 seconds.  [There's a countdown... I don't know whether it's final or not  ::rimshot::]

Ok it’s probably like 18 seconds now.

Now it’s probably 15 seconds.

OH MY GOD I’M WASTING PRECIOUS SECONDS WRITING THIS POST FOR YOU PEOPLE WHEN I COULD BE OUT BUYING ALL THE SCOTCH CHOCOLATE BARS IN ALL THE LAND!!!!!11111one

I gotta go.

P.S. They make bourbon chocolate bars and s’mores rum candy bars and… oh just go look for yourself.  No seriously.  I gotta go.

(H/T mme marbles!)