WTF?!
No, seriously — WTF!?
Do you happen to need an AK-47, as well as a company to process your credit card transactions?
If so, that would make today your lucky day, strangely enough.
MerchantService.com — a Sarasota-based company that provides the equipment and processing for credit-card transactions in businesses — announced its “Free AK-47 Giveaway” yesterday, offering an AK-47 worth up to $750 for new accounts based on how much credit-card processing volume businesses put through the company.
The company doesn’t exactly have a cache of AKs sitting in its stock room — it gives you a voucher to redeem instead — and while you don’t have to get an AK-47, they’d prefer you did.
