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And yet another cheater joins the Asshat Brigade 

Garcelle Beauvais-Nilon isn’t take her cheating ass husband’s shenannies lying down… so to speak.  She called his ass out and went straight to the New York Post.

You know how in any small town there’s always some lady, let’s call her Mrs. Busybody, who sits on her front porch in her rocking chair, petting a mangy ass cat, and just observing the goings on in town: “Oh looky here, Mrs. Smith got a new dress.  She looks like a bit of a tart if you ask me.  But it’s none of my business.  If she wants to step out looking like a common streetwalker, who am I to say anything about it?”

“Oooh, what have we here?  Is that Mr. Jones leaving Mrs. Smith’s house at 2 in the afternoon?  I do believe Mrs. Jones is at her book club meeting and Mr. Jones should be at work.  I wonder what they were doing.  Oh it’s none of my business.  They were probably having relations.  You know how the kids like to do these days.  Well, I’m not going to pay it no never mind.  Like I said, it’s not my business.”

But we all know that her inner monologue is a damn liar because at the end of the day, Mrs. Busybody picks up her rotary phone and starts making calls.  She can’t for the life of her remember where she put her bifocals, but dadgummit, Mrs. Busybody remembers every damn thing that every damn person in town did that day whilst she was innocently sitting on her porch pretending to be too old and deaf to know what the hell is going on around her.  So Mrs. Busybody is calling fools.  And those fools are calling fools.  And pretty soon, Mr. Jones and Mrs. Smith are walking around town with scarlet letters affixed to their jackets.

What’s my point?  My point is that the New York Post is the Mrs. Busybody of newspapers.  If the New York Post gets a tip, you can bet your boob job that shit is going to spread like wildfire.  Hell, most of the time the “tips” come from publicists.  In fact, it’s barely appropriate to call the New York Post a newspaper, but hey, who am I?  Just some crazy black lady typing straight awesome on her super sweet computer.

But back to Garcelle:

In an e-mail written to the NYPost titled “Tiger Woods/Jesse James/Mike Nilon,” actress Garcelle Beauvais-Nilon exposed her agent husband Mike as a cheater.

“What do they have in common… I found out today that MY husband of almost 9 years has been having an affair for 5 years with some slut in Chicago,” the letter, which appeared in Page Six, reads. “I am devastated!!!! And I have been duped!! Our boys don’t deserve this!” She continued, referring to the couple’s two-year-old twin boys, Jax Joseph and Jaid Thomas.

What the what?  How you gonna get married and then cheat on your wife for FIVE YEARS???

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