Are you really that angry?
It comes and goes. (And yes, that’s my ass.)
Where can I find you?
What is your obsession with fire?
It’s hot and it’s pretty. I don’t advocate violence or arson. I only make suggestions. As in, “Do me a solid and kindly set yourself on fire.” See? That’s called class, and you can’t buy it online.
Is your mom a Jew?
Yes.
Do you think you can use the phrase “a Jew” because your mom is one?
Yes.
What’s the deal with this “tumor” business? Do you have one?
Yes.
Are you sure?
Yes.
Like in your brain? Your actual brain?
Yes.
That’s crazy! I don’t know anyone with a tumor!
Is that a question?
If you have a real question, shoot me one of those email thingies. Maybe I’ll even answer it in this here space! ~GASP~
