I want to hear from you, Internet person! So here’s my contact information:
Tell me a story! Introduce yourself! Make me a pie! Email me some scotch!
And if you would be so kind, spread the Angry Black word! Tell your friends!
Share my posts!
Leave me a comment!
Tell me to ease off the exclamation points!
Don’t tell me what to do, you’re not my real dad!
But seriously, you’re not.