I want to shake this woman’s hand. 
Sometimes you read something so fantastic that it reaffirms your faith in the awesomeness of humanity:
The incident occurred early Saturday morning near the Bridgewater Banquet & Conference Center on Sawmill Parkway.
According to the Delaware County Sheriff’s Office, deputies were called to the area after receiving calls about a domestic dispute. When they arrived, a man told them that he had been attending a wedding at the facility with his wife, who had gotten drunk and struck him several times before locking herself in a car.
Delaware County Sheriff Walter L. Davis III said deputies tried to talk with the woman, who was identified as Stephanie Robinette, 30, of Westerville, but she refused to cooperate.
“When deputies attempted to remove Robinette from the vehicle, she advised the deputies that she was a breast feeding mother and proceeded to remove her right breast from her dress and began spraying deputies and the vehicle with her breast milk,” Davis said.
Robinette says that alcoholism runs in her family and that she is going to seek help. Good for her, I say. I certainly hope she gets the help she needs, but I really hope that she’ll never stop spraying people in the face with her breast milk.
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