My friend sent me this link and I about died in my own face of the laughter. I said to him, “Who the hell thought that was a good idea?” He says without missing a beat, “You mean besides everybody?”
[more fucknuttery -- and something for the white folks! -- after the jump]
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Tagged America Fuck Yeah!, holidays, It's a celebration bitches!
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Tagged Chappelle's Show, Dave Chappelle, holidays, It's a celebration bitches!, RIck James
So these kids are waiting outside of an AT&T store in Santa Barbara to get their greasy paws on the new iPhone (and by “new,” I mean the 3G which came out like 5 minutes ago in 2007, but is obsolete already by two generations), and some woman starts ranting about how it’s all a conspiracy, man! All the while, she is clutching her Sprint cellular flip telephone. I mean, like, LOL, Sprint still exists? How quaint.
Full disclosure. This video is a tad boring. But there are a few laugh out loud moments (or “LOL” as the kids are saying these days.)
I’ll even break it down for your Saturday night booze-addled mind:
@45 second marker:
CRAZY LADY: “There’s a CD-ROM and that’s going to come down… and everything is going to be put out of operation… Now when everything shuts down, what’s going to happen to all the computer systems?”
PUNK ASS KIDS: “We’re gonna have our iPhones, we won’t give a crap.”
CRAZY LADY: “You’ve gotta at least have a mind without the computer!”
PUNK ASS KIDS: “I don’t want my mind, I just want my iPhone!!”
@ 2:35
CRAZY LADY: “There’s a conspiracy against the human brain! They want to take over the human brain through the eyes and the ears through television and radio and movies…”
@3:38
CRAZY LADY: “They will not take over my brain. My brain is going to be greater than the system’s! My brain is the computer! It won’t be seduced under a computer!”
@4:18
CRAZY LADY: “This is the threshold of another level of activation in mind control! You have to fight it! You’ve gotta stand for it!”
PUNK ASS KID: “You know what? The beautiful thing about the iPhone is that you don’t have to activate it until you get home. You can do it in 20 minutes!”
@4:33
PUNK ASS KID: “Hey, why don’t you destroy your phone?”
CRAZY LADY: “I love my phone though. I’m addicted to this.”
CRAZY KID: “It’ll kill you. Kill it now. You’ve gotta kill the phone or else it’ll kill you. Stomp on it.”
Oh just watch the damn video already… after the jump.
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Tagged Apple, big ass phone, iPhone, kids, phones, telephones, videos
Thanks, Lisa. You just made my Monday a Funday.
Wow, did I really just type that? I should be shot.
(H/T Lisa (#1)!)
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Tagged gay rights, Justin Long, Mike White, Prop 8, same sex marriage
It’s pretty hilarious. Are they bored out there, or what?
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Tagged Afghanistan, Beyonce, hilarity, Lady Gaga, music, soldiers, Telephone
I guarantee that if you watch this clip from Extraordinary Measures, Harrison Ford’s latest cinematic fuckery, for at least 2 minutes you’ll either die laughing or go insane. Or, or, or you’ll be all like, “meh,” and go about your day.
Did I nail it?
But seriously, I’ve been trying to see how long I can stand listening to it, and I’ve only made it 40 seconds. Try it.
Personally, I still prefer “This is Sparta!!!!”
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Tagged Extraordinary Measures, Harrison Ford, I already work around the clock!, memes, videos, YouTube
