Happy New Years, Angry Black Readers. It’s an ABLC tradition for me to write a Taiwanese New Year post*, so I would be remiss if I didn’t pen one this year.
It’s the Year of the Dragon in Asian people world, and no, I’m not late because the celebration goes for five days. I have it on very good authority**, I’ll have you know. Besides, Asians are late for everything, so in Asian People Time, I’m actually early with this post!
The Year of the Dragon is a very auspicious year in which to start up any major project. The boldness of the dragon represents the boldness in which you have to approach the new year. Remember, it is better to dream big and fail spectacularly than to dream small and succeed miserably.
In addition, the dragon is the symbol of the emperor. This does not mean to live in a regal manner, however; it just reemphasizes the point that anything you do this year must be ambitious and worthy of an emperor. The Year of the Dragon is not a year in which to wait or be indecisive. If you have a dream that you’ve thought of accomplishing – this is the year. No more excuses. No more, “But but but but” sputtering. Anything you want to do, do it now!
This includes romance, my dear Angry Black Readers. If you have your eye on someone, now is the time to profess your love. Again, don’t be timid about it. Be confident and go up to your beloved, and say, “You, me, you, me, you, me!” while gesturing back and forth between you and your beloved. I gotdamn guarantee that it’ll work. *** The sky is not a limit this year – it is merely a suggestion!
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