Category Archives: Angry Black Lady Chronicles

My original rants and tirades. You might want to eye and/or earmuff your children.

ABL Talks About #TrayvonMartin on the AlterNet Radio Hour with Joshua Holland

Today, I yammered about the Trayvon Martin case on the AlterNet Radio Hour, hosted by Joshua Holland.

Actually, I yammered via Skype on Friday, but the show aired this afternoon on We Act Radio in D.C.  I, of course, streamed it on my iPad while tweeting about it, because it’s the twenty-first century and I’m nothing if not a slave to my iCrap.

The show is a good one, and has the added bonus of being fully-estrogenated.  Three guests. Three women.

I’m second up (at around the 28 minute mark), after Dahlia Lithwick and before Sara Robinson. So… semper uteri! — or something.

Just roll the damn tape!

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ABL on The Hal Sparks Radio Show Talking About Stuff and Things

I recorded my appearance on the Hal Sparks Show on my computer on the off-chance that U-Stream decided to act up.  Good call on my part!

I have to say, the amount of time it took me to put this together is flat-out ridonkulous.  I suppose I could have read the directions for the program I used, but that would have deprived me of the opportunity to be unnecessarily frustrated.

In any event, if you missed it, here it is!

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I was on the Hal Sparks Radio Show this morning! (w/ video)

~jazz hands~

I come in at the 1 hour 14 minute mark, but you should listen to the whole show. Hal Sparks drops knowledge like Galileo dropped an orange.

(video after the jump)

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Michelle Obama's Interview with Gayle King and the ABW Stereotype

“Who can write about how I feel? Who? What third person can tell me how I feel?”

“Michelle Obama Tired of Angry Black Woman Stereotype.”  That’s today’s headline.  Except, that’s not what Michelle Obama said.  In her interview with Gayle King, Michelle Obama noted that some people have tried to paint an image of her as some angry black woman.  That’s a far cry from lamenting or being tired of the stereotype.

Here’s Michelle’s interview with Gayle King:

(video after the jump)

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ABL’s Helpful Hints on Racism

Stop doing racist shit. Seriously. Please.

 Racism is tricky business.  Most people want to avoid being called racist.  In fact, it seems that most people would rather avoid being called racist than avoid doing racist shit.

I tend to avoid calling people racist.  I like to start with “That shit was racist.”  But, when multiple interactions result in the same racist shit being lobbed at me, I jump off the HMS That Shit Was Racist and board the USS Yo Ass is Racist.

Here’s a short video explanation:

Dude has some good points, yeah?  Still, to help navigate these muddy waters, I decided to tweeted some tips of my own.  Take a look at this Chirpstory [which may disappear because Chirpstory is a fickle bitch]:

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Sometimes it really is "just a black thing"…

… and sometimes you really wouldn’t understand.

Black Thing

Black Thing

The phrase “It’s a black thing, you wouldn’t understand” is a trite quip, and I’ve never cared for it.  I do use it sometimes, but only with my dad, only in jest, and only when we are teasing my mom.

Today, however, I find myself thinking about the phrase, and thinking I may have underestimated its truth.

Let me explain.

I had jury duty today. I wasn’t jazzed about having to go, not because I didn’t want to do my civic duty, but because my summons required me to show up at the courthouse at 7-fucking-45 a.m.

7:45!

IN THE MORNING.

If you know me at all, you know that I don’t believe in “7:45 a.m.” In fact, I don’t believe in anything before 9:30 a.m.

But I digress.

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Joan Walsh? Resent THIS.

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As some of you may know, I recently got into a little kerfuffle with Joan Walsh on the Twitterz (of all places). [The Chirpstory can be viewed on the next page of this post.]

You see, on Wednesday I wrote a rant about the looming irrelevancy of the Professional Left aka firebaggers aka Obamabashbots. It was one in a series of screeds I have written about the destructive tactics of these self-appointed leaders of the left and their firebagger minions. It was also part of a collection of screeds written by liberals of all colors, each of whom views the attack dog tactics of the Professional Left (and the resulting rancor among the Professional Left Commentariat) as damaging to not only the President, but also the country.

These screeds are penned by those who genuinely are interested in advancing liberal policies in this country, policies which will ameliorate gender inequality, extinguish racial disparities in access to healthcare, family planning services, education, raise consciousness about climate change, and beat back the plutocratic tide that threatens to drown us all. These screeds tend to be penned by bloggers who do not blog for pay and who do not blog in order to increase their advertising revenue; these are bloggers who are not attempting to leverage their seemingly self-proclaimed status as guardian of the progressive movement into television appearances on MSNBC, CNN, and Fox.

All one has to do is a simple Google search using the search terms “Joan Walsh” and “Democratic base” or “the base” and you will notice that she, like Hamsher and others, have routinely and endlessly complained that they are “hippies” being punched by Barack Obama, Joe Biden, and famously Rahm Emanuel.

Take a famous example: Fucking RetardedGate:

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This Week In Sock Puppetry: Greenwald Edition

Same as it ever was.

I’m starting a new “column” that will highlight sock puppetry and rat-fuckery in Blogistan, Twitterverse, and FaceSpace. If you haven’t read Allan’s two posts on the subject, you should do so.  They can be found here and here.1

I read Greenwald’s latest childish screed — skimmed it, really, looking to see if he could manage to write something without sounding like Regina George from Mean Girls.  I didn’t think he could or would.  Turns out, I was right:

But the news isn’t all bad for the President. Aside from his shrinking though still-vocal The-Leader-Can-Do-No-Wrong loyalists (whose mirror image counterparts stood behind George W. Bush to the end no matter what he did), Obama is finding support for his conduct in the Manning/Crowley episode from the Far Right.

Yeah, Glenn.  Because that’s what the “Obots” are.  Pro-torture Bushies.  The notion is so stupid, it’s not even offensive.  It’s ridiculous and desperate-sounding.

But the point of this post isn’t to say that Glenn is a petty jerk (oh look, I just did!) but rather to point out the ratfuckery that runs rampant throughout his commentariat.  I used to read religiously the comments on his posts — back when I respected him and his work — so, I delved in. And, whaddya know — I didn’t have to delve far.

Here’s comment number TWO on his blog (and if you read his blog regularly, you know that his comment section pushes 400 comments on the regular, so the fact that lucky comment number two was steeped in Ratfucker Sockpuppetry says something about how poised some of these fauxgressives are to unleash their “I’m voting for a Republican to teach the Democrats a lesson!” bullshit):

Vote Obama OUT OF OFFICE

I think all who would normally vote Democratic in presidential elections should be urged to vote AGAINST Obama in 2012, whether by voting for a third party candidate, or even for the Republican candidate. As distasteful as this may seem, Obama and the Democrats at large must learn there are consequences to betraying their base and their party’s larger alleged principles.

Only by learning that they cannot act with impunity because they believe their voters have no other choice will they learn they must earn their party’s vote.

(I didn’t vote for Obama but for Ralph Nader, as Obama’s vote for the revised FISA act showed me he could not and would not keep his promises and would do the expedient thing. Even so, he has been far worse than I anticipated.)

The person who wrote this comment is an idiot.  Also?  Our rat-fucker of the week.2

~confetti drops~

1If you see comments like this in your trips through Blogistan, drop me an email and a link!

2 I’m not linking these people anymore, so click “next page” for a screenshot.

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Liberals, It's Time to Stop Bitching and Start Organizing. Just Shut Up and Get to Work.

We’re four Senators and one President away from Thunderdome. Still wanna primary Obama?

I’m doing one of those rare things where I repost another blogger’s work in full because I can’t say it any better, and I fear my head would explode were I to try.

I do want to draw attention to one thing in particular, and that is all the PRAISE ED bullshit on MSNBC this week.  How dare he pretend like he’s some fucking working class hero when he was leading the FUCK OBAMA movement during the midterms? 

I wrote extensively about how the left was shooting itself in the foot, not only by refusing to vote, but also by refusing to participate in any GOTV activities on behalf of Democrats because Democrats needed to be taught a lesson, that’s why!

Yeah, yeah, I’m an Obot.  Do you know what being an Obot means?  It means being fucking practical.  It means not spending days on end looking for any way to attack Democrats and the Democratic leadership.  It means not referring to Democrats as “house niggers.” It means not calling Obama a liar when he tries to get something done and is hamstrung by Congress (Gitmo).  It means not expecting Obama to speak out for your little pet projects and stomping your foot when he doesn’t. It means stop looking to Obama to tell us what to do. It means stop trying to convince black people that Obama is fucking them over (I’m looking at you, Arianna.) It means stop expecting that your progressive utopia is going to shoot out of Obama’s ass. It means stop fucking lying and start fucking working.

We have to do it for ourselves.  We need to organize at the community level.1

Sitting behind a keyboard typing about how many penises Obama took from you simply pushes the Teabilly/GOP takeover onward.

Seriously.  We need to take this fight to the streets and to Fox News’s front door.  Fox News is killing this country.  It is brainwashing people into thinking that they should be attacking one another.  They are dividing the middle class and then pitting the two sides against each other and they are doing it on behalf of the Tea Party and the GOP.

So enough already.

If you want to be a nihilist and talk about how we’re fucked and there’s nothing we can do about it, then go get your smelling salts and your fainting couch and get the fuck out of the way.

If you want to talk about “Well they got the leadership they voted for; you reap what you sow” then get the fuck out of the way.

We are 4 Senators and 1 President away from total fucking apocalyptic ruin.  Let those of us who still give a shit go about trying to fix this mess.

The rest of you?  GET OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY.

[from Eclectablog; reposted in full]

(Eclectablog’s full post after the jump)

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