Category Archives: Sookie Sookie

Hot mens and womens, usually. Sometimes I just stick dead people in this category.

Sookie Sookie: Black Beauties

A Balloon Juice-Inspired Counterargument

Yesterday, in the comment thread of my post on that jackass with his jackass theory about the objective unattractiveness of black women, the Commentariat started tossing out names and I created a post of what I called their “Dream Negresses.” (And thanks to one commenter, I will never hear the song “Dream Weaver” the same way again.)

I added another post of nubian queens today, and have combined them into one mega-gallery for your viewing pleasure. (Click on individual photos for a better peek.)

This is, by no means, an exhaustive list.  Nor is it meant to be a discussion about beauty, body image, body snarking, or whatever.  This post is for fun.

Sometimes you just wanna look at pretty stuff.

You’re welcome.

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Sookie Sookie: Angry Black Lady Meets Aasif Mandvi

Holy Crapstick! I Ran into Aasif Mandvi at Whole Foods!

Don’t you love it how when you’re having an awful day because you’re fairly certain your health insurance provider is trying to kill you dead, but then you meet Aasif Mandvi in the health and beauty aisle of your local Whole Foods and suddenly your day is better? Don’t you love when that happens? Oh, that’s never happened to you? Well it happened to me! Today! Huzzah!

I’ve seen my fair share of celebrities. I’ve been living in LA for ten years, after all. When I spot a celeb, generally I make note of it, text a couple girlfriends — “Guess who I just saw!?” — and move on. I rarely get excited enough about seeing a particular celebrity that it warrants interrupting them as they attempt to go about their business, buying Tom’s of Maine toothpaste at Whole Foods.  It just seems obnoxious.  The only other time I’ve stopped a celeb and asked for a photo is when I saw Tyson Beckford at a pool party a few years ago. I approached him for a photo simply because he and I were the only two black people at the party, and so I figured he owed me. You know — to give back to the community n shit.

Anyway, I practically ran into him, pointed at him and said “you!” Then, I mumbled something about loving his work and something about being a blogger (who isn’t these days, MIRITE?), but managed to get it together enough to introduce myself and tell him to check out angryblacklady.com if he was ever so inclined. Then I asked some dude who was buying some sort of whatever if he would mind taking a picture for me. After the dude took the photo, Aasif was nice enough to stick around to make sure the photo was decent. Then I shook his hand and we parted ways. It was all I could do to not have a total fangirl attack right there next to the organic sunglasses.

And that, citizens, is the story of How Aasif Mandvi Made Angry Black Lady’s Day. Huzzah!

(click here for MOAR Mandvi)

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Sookie Sookie: Stephen Colbert

If I laugh… just a little bit…

Homeboy looks like Cat Stevens, dontcha think?  I bet he’s on a “no fly” list.

[via The Frisky]

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Sookie Sookie: Jon Hamm (Again)

“I wanna rub myself all over him. Mark him with a snail trail or something. Jebus.”1

Sweet hot buttered Jesus.  Jon Hamm is hot, politically aware, and HOT.  So very hot.

Oh, and did I mention?  He’s also hilarious: Continue reading

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Sookie Sookie: Jon Hamm

Hamm just made Hamm more delicious.

Have you seen this? From last week’s episode of Real Time with Bill Maher:

Politically conscious.  Liberal. Informed.  Hot. Hamm.

And holy crap, did he use the word “anathema”?!

Somebody get me mah smellin’ salts.

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Sookie Sookie: Alexander Skarsgard

Hot diggity damn.

Yep, this is Alex’s second Sookie Sookie appearance. But after you check out the video after the jump, you’ll see.  YOU’LL ALLLLLLL SEE!!


"These big vagina ladies are getting away with murder!"


[Check out Alexander's super awesome homoerotic video with Rhys Thomas after the jump]

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Sookie Sookie: Alex Wong and Assorted Awesome Hot Ass Asians

Sometimes you just want to look at something pretty.

After watching Alex “So Wong He’s Right” Wong’s kick ass hip hop routine with Twitch on So You Think You Can Dance last night, I got into a Facebook chat with some people about Asians and the hotness thereof. I said that Alex Wong was now in my Top 5. I may have to take that back because there are some hot ass Asians whom I’d never even really thought of or heard about, just lurking in the shadows like hot ass ninjas. (racist!)

Takeshi Kaneshiro

Like this fucking guy. I remember that he starred in House of Flying Daggers, but I don’t remember him causing immediate pants-removal.

Okay, I'll do it! Whatever it is!

Sweet and Sour Jesus! (racist!) This man is staring right into me! I think my ovaries are wiggling. No seriously. They totes are. (Thank you, Jasmine!)

[More awesome after the jump]

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Sookie Sookie: Snoop Dogg’s True Blood Tribute

“Sookie is mahne, in the hizzle fo shizzle.”

Snoop Dizzogg is the mizz-an.  He made a vid-izz-eo tribizzute to Trizzue Blizz-ood.  He dropped it like it was hot, picked it up, sucked all the blood out of its neck, and then dropped it again.  ‘Cause when the vamps try to get at ya, drop it like it’s hot, drop it like it’s hot, drop it like it’s hot…


It’s impossible not to love Snoop Dogg.  I just watched Season 1 of the L Word.  He was damn good as Slim Daddy.  Hell, he was damn good in Weeds. There’s no forgiving Soul Plane, though.

All hail, the S-N double O-P, D-O double G!

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Sookie Sookie: Anna Paquin

Sookie is mahne!!

I’ve been waiting for months to make this pun.  Ah, sweet dumb humor release!

I’m about to sit down and watch the season premiere of True Blood.

Oh, and also?  Anna Paquin is hot.


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