Category Archives: Criminally Stupid

People are asshats. People who are criminals are asshats plus one.

Geraldo Rivera: If #TrayvonMartin Wasn’t Wearing a Hoodie, He Would Be Alive [updated]

People don’t kill people; hoodies kill people.

 Well, this is a new twist on victim blaming.  Usually we’re busy telling women not to wear such short skirts, or not to get too drunk lest they get raped.  Now, apparently, we’re telling black and Latino youth not to wear hooded sweatshirts because it might-could get you shot in the chest by some lunatic vigilante who has a problem with those “assholes” who “always get away”:

GERALDO RIVERA: Well, I have a different take, Brian, on that. I believe that George Zimmerman, the overzealous neighborhood watch captain should be investigated to the fullest extent of the law and if he is criminally liable, he should be prosecuted. But I am urging the parents of black and Latino youngsters particularly to not let their children go out wearing hoodies. I think the hoodie is as much responsible for Trayvon Martin’s death as George Zimmerman was.

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Breitbart Minion Grills Bono Impersonator; LOLZ Ensue

Zombie Breitbart must be rolling over in his grave.

Breitbart minion Jason Mattera thought he’d scored a great interview with U2′s Bono. Mattera ambushed “Bono” at some event in order to grill “Bono” (an Irish citizen) about why “Bono” is hiding tax money in Holland… or something:

U2 singer Bono is known for his antipoverty activism, which includes calls on most world governments to spend more on foreign aid. Yet when it comes to the finances of Bono’s own company, he’s apparently a bit more of a Scrooge. Moreover, he’s loath to admit it, as an interview with author Jason Mattera caught on tape showed. You can watch the video and read the transcript of some select excerpts provided by Breitbart.com below…

Except the Bono he interviewed wasn’t the Bono. It was an impersonator. Not only that, it’s an obvious impersonator! The video has been set to private on YouTube, but you can view it here because the Internet is forever:

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The Heartbreaking Story of Trayvon Martin’s Death, Part I: Piecing Together What Actually Happned

The background story of the death of Trayvon Martin

Trayvon Martin was a 17-year old black teenager who was visiting his father, stepmother, and little brother in Sanford, Florida.  One night, he left the townhouse in the  gated community where they lived to walk to the nearby 7-11 to pick up some Skittles and Arizona Ice Tea.  It was raining out, and he was wearing a hoodie.  A normal kid, making a normal convenience store run at night to pick up a few things.  Nothing unusual about that, right? In a just world, there shouldn’t be, but in our world, there was.  Trayvon Martin is dead, and his killer is walking around free, almost a month later.

Like many people, I didn’t hear of the case when it first happened.  It wasn’t until the 911 tapes were released that the case started gaining traction in the media.  The story unfolded gradually, and with each new piece of information, the story became more and more disturbing – not to mention enraging, heartbreaking, and depressing.  It also became very complex and layered, so I’m going to try to break it down as best as I can.

As I said above, the basic story is that on February 26, Trayvon Martin went to the local 7-11 to grab some snacks.  It was nighttime and raining, and Trayvon was wearing a hoodie.  The self-appointed captain of the (gated) neighborhood  watch, George Zimmerman, spotted him, called 911, and followed Trayvon.  Zimmerman was carrying a 9mm handgun.  There was a scuffle, and Zimmerman shot and killed Trayvon.  Zimmerman claimed it was self-defense; the police claimed they couldn’t prove differently, and that was that.
(Click for more of this horrifying tragedy)

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Santorum Knows in His Heart that the Dutch Are Euthanized (w/ video)

Rick Santorum, Soda Jerk - Caricature

Remember a few weeks ago when Rick Santorum got into some hot water with the Dutch because he made a ridiculous claim that the Dutch euthanize their old folks willy nilly?  He claimed that old Dutch folks are so scared that they wear Livestrong bracelets (rimshot) that say “Don’t euthanize me bro!”

Well, of course it turned out that Frothenstein was full of fecal matter, but when you’re a wingnut, “fact” has no meaning.  In Wingnutsylvania, fact is merely whatever one happens to believe at the time:

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The Wisdom Of Sarah Palin On The Civil War!

If there has ever been a better example of someone being given a national platform who has no business being in the role, it is Sarah Palin. Watch this clip, if you can, or read the partial transcript (after the jump) courtesy of Steve M. at Booman’s Tribune.

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South Carolina: You Can’t Be a Republican if You’ve Had Premarital Sex

SCOFF.

 Here’s a nugget of ridiculous for you.

The Laurens County Republican Party in South Carolina is chastening it up, requiring aspiring party members to pledge that they’ve never had premarital sex, and that they will never look at porn again.

No, seriously:

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Patricia Heaton is a Coward (w/ screenshot)

Over the weekend while my server was getting a makeover, I posted on my Tumblr about Patricia Heaton’s jokes misogynist insults lobbed at Sandra Fluke.  I am reposting here.

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Patricia Heaton, star of ABC’s The Middle, high-tailed it off of Twitter recently, presumably because she could not defend the nasty and misogynistic insults that she lobbed at Sandra Fluke. She also encouraged her “Tweatons” to lob at Ms. Fluke.

Unfortunately for her, in connection with one of my posts on Oink-Gate, I took a screenshot of her Twitter stream. Here it is:

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Ninth Circuit to Hold Formal Misconduct Hearing on Racist Ass Federal Judge

Good news! Judge Cebull, who sent a racist-ass email comparing interracial sex with bestiality is about to get served. (Lawyer jokes!)

The Judicial Council of the 9th Circuit will conduct a formal misconduct hearing into Chief Judge Richard Cebull’s decision to email a racist joke about President Obama’s mother having sex with a dog. According to the Ninth Circuit, Cebull initiated the inquiry. Additionally, Cebull told Rep. Denny Rehberg (R-MT) that he will formally apologize to the president.

I’ll never stop laughing at the “I’m not racist, I didn’t expect the email to go public” excuse. What a crock.

[via Think Progress]

RELATED POST: Federal Judge’s ‘Apology’ for Sending Racist Email About Obama is Ridiculous

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Oink Limbaugh Demands that Sandra Fluke Post Sex Tapes Online

Limbaugh is so disgusting that he’s not worthy of my contempt.

As such, I write this post only to demonstrate how deliberately manipulative (and wantonly dickish) he is, having managed to convince right-wing assclowns like Patricia Heaton (who knew she was such an asshole?) that Fluke wanted birth control to have more sex, when in actuality she was relaying the story of a friend who needed birth control to manage a medical condition.

But whatever. Facts don’t matter because GIRLZ HAB BAJINAS LOL:

[O]n his radio show today, Limbaugh showed no remorse and instead reveled in the attention. Referring to Fluke, Limbaugh demanded that women post sex tapes online if they use insurance-covered birth control:


LIMBAUGH: So Miss Fluke, and the rest of you Feminazis, here’s the deal. If we are going to pay for your contraceptives, and thus pay for you to have sex. We want something for it. We want you post the videos online so we can all watch.

 

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