Santorum Knows in His Heart that the Dutch Are Euthanized (w/ video)

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Remember a few weeks ago when Rick Santorum got into some hot water with the Dutch because he made a ridiculous claim that the Dutch euthanize their old folks willy nilly?  He claimed that old Dutch folks are so scared that they wear Livestrong bracelets (rimshot) that say “Don’t euthanize me bro!”

Well, of course it turned out that Frothenstein was full of fecal matter, but when you’re a wingnut, “fact” has no meaning.  In Wingnutsylvania, fact is merely whatever one happens to believe at the time:

“It’s a matter of what’s in his heart. He’s a strong pro-life person,” press secretary Alice Stewart replies.

After all, like the origin of the universe or the existence of a supreme being, Dutch medical statistics are ultimately unknowable — just another of the unresolvable mysteries that have confronted us since the dawn of mankind. Who are we? Why are we here? What are the laws in the Netherlands concerning doctor-assisted suicide? We all have our own beliefs.

Santorum knows in his heart that elderly Dutch people are routinely euthanized against their will by doctors. He believes this to be true, no matter what the elite media tries to tell him.

And I know in my heart that Rick Santorum is president and CEO of Abortions R Us: buy one abortion and your second one is free.

What a fucking moron.

(h/t John Cole)

[via Foreign Policy]

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11 Responses to Santorum Knows in His Heart that the Dutch Are Euthanized (w/ video)

  1. That Guy With The Ponytail

    He’s getting a bit gray, isn’t he? Maybe a nice trip to Rotterdam for him?

  2. I hate spokepeople more than I hate politicians. Just answer the damn question.

  3. You know, one of the worst parts of the prolonged clown car race is that every time one of these idiots speaks, our global image takes a hit. Many people around the world, and rightly so, cannot believe that this is one of the two national parties of importance in America.

    Thanks, Santorum, et al. Thanks a ton.

    • asiangrrl, I cringe every time one of those clowns opens their mouths, and our global image is one of the reasons why (among eleventy-billion others).

      What’s even worse is there are idjits in this country who lap up every word they spout.

  4. For years I have been begging Scottie to “Beam me up” out of here but it never happened. Now, I think I died and went to hell & didn’t realize it until just now.

  5. This “in his heart” deal, or the whole “I know that I know what I know” thing is a way of turning every stupidity into a religious tenet. Tim Murphy, a PA Republican, grilled Kathleen Sebelius re: the Pill, and whether it was abortifacient. She pointed out that it scientifically was not–but no–he religiously believed it was. And was adamantly wrong. It appears the worst of them want a religious exemption from reality, too.

  6. With fascism being liberal and all it shouldn’t be a surprise that the Dutch are putting old people to sleep. In their minds. Scary, scary minds.

  7. Well I don’t think Americans are stupid, at least by far not all of them. hopefully this man will not make it to the White House. I spoke a lot of Americans in Amsterdam recently and they all think Santorum is a big laugh, A Dutch guy even started prducing ‘the bracelet’ and the Americans I spoke with really could see the fun of wearing such a thing as a statement against Mr Bogus Santorum. look at http://www.dutchbracelet.com

    • LOL. It’s bilingual even –Dutch and English, just in case a Dutch euthanasia doctor doesn’t understand his own language.

  8. I cannot get over the morons that the Republicans are offering as acceptable to become the Commander in Chief. I never thought I’d say this, but they’re worse than Bush Jr! I have decided that I will be moving to southern Canada if any of these imbeciles actually make it to the White House. I know that Obama hasn’t lived up to all of our expectations, and nearly every day I wish that he would grow a pair and tell the Republicans to go fuck themselves, but he is our best bet. And I so enjoy having a President who has an IQ with 3 digits.

  9. I want to know how ignorant, stubborn and proud of it has become a good thing among these people.

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