Keep your legs closed, sluts.
Billionaire Foster Friess — the main donor to Santorum’s Super PAC — is a moron. I mean, what does one even say in response to this kind of nonsense?
FRIESS: On this contraceptive thing, my gosh, it’s so inexpensive. You know, back in my days, they used Baer Aspirin for contraceptives. The gals put it between their knees and it wasn’t that costly.
Really dude?
First of all, it’s not “so inexpensive.”
Second of all, really dude?
Emily said it best:
Dear @FosterFriess: Even cheaper than aspirin? Men keeping their pants zipped. Take responsibility for your penis.
— Emily L. Hauser (@emilylhauser) February 17, 2012
If Rick Santorum wins the nomination, he will get 40% of the vote. I don’t want to live in a world where Rick Santorum, who thinks that contraception is “not okay” and who would “get rid of any idea that you have to have abortion coverage or contraceptive coverage,” gets 40% of the vote.
I think I want off this planet, please.
UPDATE: Here’s Zandar on Foster’s Brain-Friesse:
Of course, to be fair back then people used aspirin for everything: broken bones from unfortunate dirigible accidents, knee injuries suffered while dancing the Charleston, steam burns from auto-velocipedes, sprains from the Dickensian work houses, and various abrasions caused the occasional dinosaur stampede.
Now you kids get off of his lawn, he’s missing his RKO Radio Pictures.
[via Think Progress]
I can’t even… How to counteracting this bullsh!t ? Maybe a Ladyparts for Obama money bomb?
vajayjay for obama day. i can see it now.
I’m in!
Me, too, Aquagranny. I’ll bring the rusty pitchforks™! *waves one madly in the air*
And then, after they ended up getting preggers anyway, they took a chicken to the doctor to pay him for the hot water, fresh towels and facebowl they needed to perform childbirth.
Just like everyone else on Little House on the Prairie.
Btw, it’s BAYER Aspirin. Interestingly, Michael Ballack now plays for the company’s pro soccer team. He as an indirect symbol for chastity is highly ironic.
OMG! He is dumb.
Back in my old days we thought if you put an aspirin in a bottle of coke and douched with it after sex you wouldn’t get pregnant. This guy needs to update his old wives tales or maybe we should just get some old wives to smack him around just a little.
I bet he still believes leeches are a viable treatment for diseases.
You have to understand that he respects leeches out of professional courtesy.
Christ, this is the unfunny white asshole version of Chris Rock’s joke about “put some Robitussin on it!”
What, you cant more tussin between the knees?
I thought the best part of the interview was when he said “at the Country Club”. That pretty much tells it all. His whole world view is limited to the Country Club.
And the advise to the guys will be: balance an Advil on the tip of your penis (?)
“advice”
Instead of a moneybom, I’d be pissed of enough to have an abort-a-thon. Get pledges to mail an abortion (or pictures of it) to these wankers. Each time they do something stupid or say something stupid – more abortions!
Gah I am so ANGRY!
I wonder how that old fuck would like a 2 by 4 between his ears?