I haven’t done Tweet of the Day in a few days, so here are a few tweets from today. (And lookit! Twitter is all fancy what with the embedding and the whatnot. No more bandwidth sucking screenshots!)
Moving on!
These are all fake CPAC Panel topics, but considering that the following was an actual CPAC Panel –
CPAC panel this year: “The Failure of Multiculturalism: How the Pursuit of Diversity Is Weakening the American Identity”.
— Zandar (@ZandarVTS) February 10, 2012
– some of the below suggestions aren’t that zany.
Not in a Gay Way, But What if Jesus and Reagan Had a Baby OMG that Would Be So Awesome #CPACpanels — Ali Davis (@Ali_Davis) February 9, 2012
Going Galt. Seriously, Let’s Finally Do It. We’ve Been Talking About It For 3 Years, Let’s Go Guys. Now. #CPACpanels
— Oliver Willis (@owillis) February 9, 2012
“I have a black friend” — How To Win Over Non-White Voters #CPACpanels
— David Shere (@davidshere) February 9, 2012
They Have Microwaves: The Truth About Poverty In America #CPACpanels
— Eric Schroeck (@ericschroeck) February 9, 2012
RT @owillis: How Obama Could Have Killed Bin Laden Harder #CPACpanels // Also called “How Bush Killed Bin Laden”
— Adam Jacobson (@adamdjacobson) February 9, 2012
The Coloreds: Do We Really Need Them? #CPACpanels
— Gary Hussein Black (@txgdb) February 9, 2012
The Growing Threat of Uppitiness Among The Blacks™: A Way Forward #CPACPanels
— Imani ABL (@AngryBlackLady) February 9, 2012
Vaginas: The REAL Creeping Sharia #CPACpanels
— &e-ru (@dvnix) February 9, 2012
And my personal favorite:
“Let’s Move campaign: step 1 – eat your veggies, step 2: kristallnacht” #CPACpanels
— Elizabeth Engel (@ewengel) February 9, 2012
Love it!! Very funny and given that living embodiment of flat earth thinking, not too far off. They can’t leave DC fast enough.
Ah its CPAC time – or as I like to call it, the annual Klan Rally in Brooks Brothers suits.
“kristallnacht” gets me every damn time.
Hooray for embeddable tweets! These were a riot.
What makes me sad is that these fake tweets could be what the C-Pac crowd really thinks…..it is not that far out!
I agree. All seem scarily possible.