John Boehner Claims President Obama's Politics are 'Almost Un-American'

Orange Julius held a press conference ahead of the State of the Union address (which is at 6 pm ABL time), during which he whipped out his dog whistle and blew it as hard as he could:

“This is a president who said I’m not going to be a divider, I’m going to be a uniter, and running on the politics of division and envy is – to me it’s almost un-American.

Look, buddy. You can signal to the assclowns in the Tea Party that Obama is a secret Kenyo-Muslim all you want — it won’t change the fact that you are the worst Speaker in history. It also won’t change the fact that you have demonstrated time and time again that you are incapable of controlling your caucus.

And no matter how many times you claim that Democrats are engaging in class warfare, it won’t change the fact that Republicans are the party of the wealthy and that they don’t give a fuck about income inequality. (*ahem*)

And no matter how many times you hit the local spray-tan joint, it won’t change the fact that the 112th Congress has done absolutely nothing to create jobs or fix the economy.

Nada. Zip. Zero.

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10 Responses to John Boehner Claims President Obama's Politics are 'Almost Un-American'

  1. John Boehner is an ass – incompetent, weak and totally devoid of any leadership qualities. Watching Nancy Pelosi snatch back the speaker’s gavel in January will be downright orgasmic.

  2. “Almost” un-American because you don’t nevah go full un-American.

    Maybe that color of tan accelerator is called “Tropic Thunder”?

  3. Hey Cheeto-face, THAT WAS SHRUB.

  4. Boehners comments have gone limp. 9% approval suck on that Orange Julius.

  5. Shorter Boehner: “And his mama was ugly too!”

  6. You gotta love how these tards project their defects on the President.

    They call him a divider and un-American, but who has been there with olive branch after olive branch for the past three years, only to spit in his hand, and to the anger of the emo-progs.

    The Orange Boner is all bluster, he’s got Eric Cantor to watch out for, cant control his caucus, and is Speaker of the most do nothing Congress…..ever, you beat Truman’s do nothing by actually doing nothing, congrats, you are the worst Speaker in the history of the House

    And come next year, The Orange Boner gonna be crying in the car back in Ohio

  7. Yeah almost un-American. What is totally American is being a bawling, spray tanned asshat who can’t control your teabaggers!
    That’s Umurikan!

  8. the only un-American thing I have seen since Sept 2008 is the whole damned mess called Repukelicans/GOPers/T.P.er’s. none of them are fit for public office. vote them out.

    what a pansy ass cry baby. and Eric Cantor is so ugly he broke my TV screen. what a bunch of creeping incompetents.

  9. That Guy With The Ponytail

    Annoying Orange is annoying.

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