Frothing his way to irrelevance.
So remember how Rick Santorum made a dumbass racist statement about black people being on welfare? Sure you do. I wrote about it here. Well, he appeared on Fox News with Bill O’Reilly today, and when asked about his comments, rather than say, “Hey, I shouldn’t have said that, and in fact, more white folks are on welfare than black folks, so oops my bad!” Santorum flailed around and claimed that he didn’t say “black people,” but rather said, “blah” people.
Listen here, Frothman, no one is buying this load fecal matter:
Shorter Rick: I would never make a statement about black people on welfare. I gave a commencement address at an HBCU once! (HBCU, for those who don’t know, stands for “Historically Blah Colleges and Universities.”) Just talking about them makes me feel all… blah.
So we’ve got Newt telling blahs to get a job, and Frothman lying about whether he made comments about blah people being on welfare, and all of it makes me feel pretty BLARGH. I mean, come on! It’s far too early for this kind of dumbassery! Pace yourselves, people. Don’t let all the stupid out before you hit the primary.
And by the way, where do these mythical blah people come from? Blahfrica? The Blah Sea? And does that make me Angry Blah Lady now? Suddenly I’m filled with crushing ennui.
[via Crooks and Liars]