For 72 Days
Kim Kardashian is divorcing some dude she married after a whopping 72 days of marriage. Their engagement was 85 days (according to the internet which always gets everything right.) Kardashian’s divorce in and of itself is not interesting (hey, she made a cool ten million off a celebrity sycophantic culture that cares about such crap.) What is interesting (and heartbreaking) is that wingnuts probably think that teh gayz have so thoroughly ruined traditional marriage, what with teh gayz’s insistence on being gay and getting gay-married, that Kim Kardashian never really stood a chance.
Don’t be mad at Kim and Kris. They probably lived next door to a gay couple. How could the Kardashian-Humphries marriage last longer than 72 days with a bunch of gays living next door actively ruining their lives?
Think about it.
Check out the Buzzfeed link. It might make your eyes rain at the injustice of it all.