I live-tweeted it.
I meant to post this last week, but then I didn’t because — SQUIRREL!
And now I’m informed there’s another one tonight?!? Seriously? I’m not sure how much more of this I can stand, y’all. I’m going to need to put in for a new liver.
Anyone have the number for the Get a New Liver Foundation?
HELP ME.
[Chirpstory after the jump]
I’ll be live-tweeting tonight’s debate too. You might want to follow my other Twitter account, @stopthemadness. Last time, I barely made it for half the debate before cruelly being tossed into Twitter jail.



After all this shite, I’m pretty sure my liver is busted. (And I come from a hearty stock of English-Drinking-Types. My 80 year old Dad is still alive and kicking. His liver will be in a museum some day.)
I can’t watch the debates. The religion and insanity is just too much for me. (I, intentionally, did not use a comma after religion.)