I wonder if there was a watermelon roll?
(H/T Oliver Willis!)
[via Media Matters]
My favorite part on the Twitters is how everyone who forwards this image feels compelled to comment, No, it’s not Photoshopped.
And it’s beyond interesting that yesterday Arianna Huffington’s rag was whining that Obama keeps a distance from the black community and he should get out there and be photographed being black and doing black stuff.
And, on the same day — Huffrag announced it’s new specialized ghetto for AA issues! Yes folks: women / minorities etc. obviously can’t live in the same space as important white man poutrage news — so we have “special areas” for already marginalized people. Step right the F. up!
Arianna Huffington needs to shut her pie hole.
I am so glad I was exposed to existentialism and absurdism in high school. It makes looking at the world as it is now a little easier. I’ve been down the rabbit hole in a controlled environment already.
“Ladies and gentlemen. Thank you for all the well wishes on this, my 50th birthday. Today I received the most amazing gift. As it turns out, the other day Jay-Z found all the jobs. They were in the corner of a dusty, rarely used recording studio and an assistant had accidentally left them under a drum set there. This is a gift that is far too large a gift for me to accept personally, and as such I have instructed Jay-Z to take the crate of all the jobs and hand them out on his next tour. Let’s all take a moment recognize Jay-Z for his great service to our country. Thank you and God Bless America.”
That’s a totally realistic thing to expect right?
Jay-Z’s gonna “make it rain” jobs on stage at his next show! Awww, yeah!
I wonder if Chris Rock ordered 1 rib, and then asked if they had change for $100. Makes me think of this place in Watts that seemed to have disappeared from the ’92 Riots, Mr Jim’s Ribs. It had a sign that said ‘You Don’t Need No Teeth to Eat Mr. Jim’s beef.’
And if you didn’t have no teeth, it rhymed :)
I think Mr Jim’s had a few locations, but this one was on Vermont. As a teenager, we’d sometimes take Vermont through South Central from Manhattan Beach to get to the Coloseum to avoid traffic.
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