Weiner’s weiner may or may not be a King Missile.
We don’t know whether the penis in question belongs to one Anthony D. Weiner, but it would be irresponsible not to speculate.
Although the absurdity of the 24/7 coverage of Weiner’s wang is getting hard to swallow, I managed to grin and bear it just enough to spew forth this tweet:
You’re welcome.
Oh, I thought you were referring to Kokopelli, a fertility deity of the US Southwest who had a huge detachable penis that he could send on secret missions to do things like fuck unsuspecting women.