PROOF!
It all makes sense! The government created AIDS in order to destroy the rogue gays! DUH. That’s why only gay people get AIDS, and that’s why condoms can’t stop the spread of AIDS because it’s the government, man!
I am totally freaking out, dude.
Beware the juice box.



So, Lesbians happen when women don’t like juice? Right? Because they didn’t get enough Lady Juice? I… I have so many questions…