Sometimes you just want to look at something pretty.
After watching Alex “So Wong He’s Right” Wong’s kick ass hip hop routine with Twitch on So You Think You Can Dance last night, I got into a Facebook chat with some people about Asians and the hotness thereof. I said that Alex Wong was now in my Top 5. I may have to take that back because there are some hot ass Asians whom I’d never even really thought of or heard about, just lurking in the shadows like hot ass ninjas. (racist!)
Takeshi Kaneshiro
Like this fucking guy. I remember that he starred in House of Flying Daggers, but I don’t remember him causing immediate pants-removal.
Okay, I'll do it! Whatever it is!
Sweet and Sour Jesus! (racist!) This man is staring right into me! I think my ovaries are wiggling. No seriously. They totes are. (Thank you, Jasmine!)
[More awesome after the jump]
Daniel Dae Kim
This one’s a no-brainer. Fun fact, he was a CTU agent on either the first or second season of 24. I remember thinking back then, oy vey! (I’m allowed!)
He’s delicious, even covered head-to-toe in riot gear. But he’s positively delishionable when he’s more… er… relaxed, and just looking at you like, “Well, hello there… can I offer you some soju?” (racist?)
Make that three tickets on Oceanic 815. I'll sit in the middle of you...
Yunjin Kim
And this one. Right smack dab in the middle.
Kenichi Matsuyama
And then there’s this guy, whom I’d exactly never heard of before today. (Thank you, Melissa!) I went hunting for pictures and, well, how do you do, Kenichi-san? (not racist!)
He’s a little young, but I won’t hold that against him:
Daniel Henney
And then of course there’s Daniel Henney. Oh Daniel Henney. I’d like to dribble some Henney — Hennessey, that is! (you know why!)– on his chest and lick it off:
Jeffrey Zheng Yu Guang
This guy, I just stumbled across in some dark smoky opium den (racist!) in the corner of the Internet. I peered through the smoke, and there he was. Just standing there looking all… like… the way he’s looking:
I'm a model. I'm also wearing entirely one too many pair of pants.
Russell Wong
I debated putting my man Russell on here, since he’s looking a little faded lately, but then he made a strong argument:
Never doubt again.
And I realized I’d been so very wong. (not racist, just not funny!)
Alex Wong
'Nuff said.
And then there’s Alex Wong. He auditioned for season 6 5 (thank you, mme. marbles) of So You Think You Can Dance, but he was in a contract with the Miami Ballet, and couldn’t get out of it. So, he couldn’t do last year’s show. ::frowny face:: But he’s on the show this season! ::happy dance:: And, he’s kicking all kinds of ass. I mean, a ballet dancer doing hip hop? What the what?!
(Fans are posting the videos of Alex and Twitch’s Nappy/Tabs routine and YouTube is taking them down almost as soon as they go up; so who knows how long this one will be active, so get your fix now, while you still can!)
Here’s a video that Alex posted on his YouTube channel:
And then, if you can even stand anymore awesome in your eye holes, here’s a video of him doing the Single Ladies dance.
Ohhh, thank you for this! I don’t know who Daniel Henney or Jeffrey Zheng Yu Guang are, but I’m off to look them up!
My husband is Korean and he teases me about having “yellow fever.” He thinks it’s funny.
DAYUM! Anyone that doesn’t immediately get Yellow Fever after reading this list can keep right on moving. More for me!
Man, after seeing this list of hotties, I’m wondering if I can trade my old jalopy in. Jokes, people, jokes!
LOL.
[that's right, i said it!]
First, a minor correction (from one who has been Alex-obsessed for a long time). Alex auditioned for season FIVE of SYTYCD but couldn’t get out of his Miami Ballet contract. I have been eagerly looking forward to his release and return to SYTYCD. In fact, an eagle-eyed friend and I spotted his hot leaping madness in some of the season 7 SYTYCD promos but then he never turned up on any of the audition shows! We were like, wtf?? And then, glory be, he magically appeared in Vegas! And the rest, as they say, is history. As are the other contestants. Love Billy Bell and Ashley, but really?? Alex is King.
Second, Daniel Henny?? Mmmmmmmmm, yummeh.
Ok, if Butters and I don’t work out, I’m hunting down Jeffrey Zheng Yu Guang. Jesus H. Christ, that man is beautiful.
Wait – I take back my ballot. These pictures of Jeffrey in 2007 (winning some sort of male beauty pageant awesomely called Manhunt) are giving my eyeballs seizures. He looks like a hotpocket in the first photo! http://www.manhunt.com.sg/newdesign/winner.php
he looks like jiffy pop!
Hahahaha Cricket, that’s hilar. But I kind of wanna go to the next “Manhunt” pageant. It looks like a buffet of hot deliciousness wrapped up in aluminum foil nonsense. *in sing-song voice*: Love it!!!!
Woah. They all have lips that I would like to eat off their faces. Nom, nom, secksie nom.
your list of cute-hot-hottie asians is totally impressive and leaves me smiling on a sunday morning! i can’t help but suggest that you take a look at this hot little chinese dumpling:
http://www.osricchau.com/gallery.html
awwww, SNAP!
so gay.
I think it’s only the standard amount of gay.