Sometimes you just want to look at something pretty.
After watching Alex “So Wong He’s Right” Wong’s kick ass hip hop routine with Twitch on So You Think You Can Dance last night, I got into a Facebook chat with some people about Asians and the hotness thereof. I said that Alex Wong was now in my Top 5. I may have to take that back because there are some hot ass Asians whom I’d never even really thought of or heard about, just lurking in the shadows like hot ass ninjas. (racist!)
Like this fucking guy. I remember that he starred in House of Flying Daggers, but I don’t remember him causing immediate pants-removal.
Sweet and Sour Jesus! (racist!) This man is staring right into me! I think my ovaries are wiggling. No seriously. They totes are. (Thank you, Jasmine!)
[More awesome after the jump]
Daniel Dae Kim
This one’s a no-brainer. Fun fact, he was a CTU agent on either the first or second season of 24. I remember thinking back then, oy vey! (I’m allowed!)
He’s delicious, even covered head-to-toe in riot gear. But he’s positively delishionable when he’s more… er… relaxed, and just looking at you like, “Well, hello there… can I offer you some soju?” (racist?)
And then there’s this guy, whom I’d exactly never heard of before today. (Thank you, Melissa!) I went hunting for pictures and, well, how do you do, Kenichi-san? (not racist!)
He’s a little young, but I won’t hold that against him:
And then of course there’s Daniel Henney. Oh Daniel Henney. I’d like to dribble some Henney — Hennessey, that is! (you know why!)– on his chest and lick it off:
Jeffrey Zheng Yu Guang
This guy, I just stumbled across in some dark smoky opium den (racist!) in the corner of the Internet. I peered through the smoke, and there he was. Just standing there looking all… like… the way he’s looking:
I debated putting my man Russell on here, since he’s looking a little faded lately, but then he made a strong argument:
And I realized I’d been so very wong. (not racist, just not funny!)
And then there’s Alex Wong. He auditioned for season 6 5 (thank you, mme. marbles) of So You Think You Can Dance, but he was in a contract with the Miami Ballet, and couldn’t get out of it. So, he couldn’t do last year’s show. ::frowny face:: But he’s on the show this season! ::happy dance:: And, he’s kicking all kinds of ass. I mean, a ballet dancer doing hip hop? What the what?!
(Fans are posting the videos of Alex and Twitch’s Nappy/Tabs routine and YouTube is taking them down almost as soon as they go up; so who knows how long this one will be active, so get your fix now, while you still can!)
Here’s a video that Alex posted on his YouTube channel:
And then, if you can even stand anymore awesome in your eye holes, here’s a video of him doing the Single Ladies dance.