a bit of a mumbly crazyface, but a giver all the same.
Chicken heads, frogs, muppets...he'll eat whateverthefuck. Because that's how real shit gets when Ozzy's involved.
Ozzy Osbourne is renowned for his crazy shenanigans. Whether it’s biting the head off a chicken (which apparently is an urban legend and never happened, but where’s the fun in that? Motherfucker eats live chicken heads; that’s my story and I’m sticking to it), or doddering around mumbling shit that no one but Bob Dylan could possibly understand, if Ozzy is in your vector, you can be damn sure that shit’s gonna get real:
Ozzy Osbourne gave a homeless man his £3000 (NZ$6500) gold necklace.
The rocker – who has an estimated wealth of £110 million (NZ$238m) with his TV star wife Sharon – handed the beggar his crucifix and told him to “pray” for a better future when he met him on the streets of Los Angeles.
A source told the Daily Star newspaper: “The guy asked Ozzy for some change. After searching his pockets Ozzy realised he didn’t have any so handed him his £3000 gold necklace instead.
“He took the gold crucifix from around his neck and gave it to the man telling him to pray with it. The man could not thank Ozzy enough.”
Well done, Ozzy! Pip pip, cheerio! Was this part of your Bling to the Homeless charity?
Either way, you may resume your chicken head consumption now.
[via stuff.co.nz]
[Author's Note: Yes, Ramy, I know he ate at your restaurant in New Zealand. Or was it Sharon? Don't answer because you know I don't give a shit. Just kidding, you know I love you, you senseless genius.]
I want to “react” but I don't know how this DISQUS shit works!
reactions are like when people tweet the post and whatnot! no reaction for you. comment only. unless you tweet. then reaction. and comment. unless you don't comment. then just reaction.
i'm still trying to figure out if i like this disqus shit or not.
reactions are like when people tweet the post and whatnot! no reaction for you. comment only. unless you tweet. then reaction. and comment. unless you don't comment. then just reaction.
i'm still trying to figure out if i like this disqus shit or not.
it's kinda cool.
Speaking of Ozzy and Simon Cowell, check this out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7OQOst6Wxs&feature=related
holy shit, i read this awhile ago, but just now read your author’s note!!
and yes indeed, he did eat at my restaurant, he ordered the whole roasted poussin (that is a young chicken, not a possum), stuffed with lardons, vegetable brunois, israeli cous cous, and thyme jus, and then topped with a pea beurre blanc.
it was delicious, ozzy even said so!
You look like a rabbit.
ha ha, you know about scotch pines!