I can’t imagine a world where I don’t buy one of these things.
Win is Wine with an E. Coincidence? You be the judge.
You think I’m kidding? Well, you don’t know me. The funnest part of my weekend is when I take all my recyclables out, clankity clanking like some old wino with rollers in my hair, a floral housecoat, and dirty pink slippers, and I dump my recyclables into the bin.
I kid, I kid!
Recycling is for suckers.
The funnest part of my weekend is when I take all my recyclables, clankity clanking like some old wino with rollers in my hair, a floral housecoat, and dirty pink slippers, and I throw my empty wine bottles at passing cars.
Anyone want to take a guess at how much wine I go through in an average week? A friend once turned me on to the notion of breakfast wine, and let’s just say, I haven’t been the same since.
But seriously, folks. This purse should have a choir of angels singing wherever it goes. You know how in Coming to America, those African chicks are always throwing rose petals wherever Prince Akeem walks?
Someone hire those African chicks to follow me around whenever I’m lugging my wine in this super sweet purse.
How meta would it be to carry a wine purse into a wine bar? That’s the stuff that head explosions are made of.
If you, like me, want your wine on the go, behold the glory that is the wine purse:
You’re welcome.
[via Geekologie]
When they come out with a keg purse, count me in!
Oh, the possibilities!!!! Movies will never be boring again…
Oh Em Gee! TH, I like how you think!
YES! All it needs is just a little spout cover, so that it can be snuck
into concerts, and possible a bring your wine purse to work day?!
Brilliant.
A scarf tied “just so” will add flair and cover the spigot. Man, this is SO better than sliced bread – I wonder if we can make “this is the best thing since the wine purse,” happen?
wine purse is the new fetch.
OH IT’S HAPPENING.
I need that like, yesterday. But, now will do for the meantime.
hahahahaha. well-said.
i’ve already brainstormed cristal’s keg idea. it’ll be like carry-on luggage see with the wheels and a handle that BOTH extends for easier maneuverability AND also acts as a tap! BOTH AND!!!! how do i trademark this shit or ya know patent it or whatever. can you put wine in a keg? i’m gonna go ahead and do that too.
The fact that there is a hook accessory lets me know that these people have thought of everything! Well, almost everything… if only there was a ‘Camelback’-like tube attachment for outdoor activity wine drinking, then I’ll be in business!