Of course he did. 
Not only was Jesse James banging some Nazi fetishist (Michelle McGee), but he was also having unprotected kinky sex with a stripper. The “kinky” part is fine. It’s the “unprotected” part that catapults him from adulterer to unbelievable asshole.
Melissa Smith is the latest to come forward and claim that she had a two-year affair with Jesse James for two years, beginning a mere one year after James and Sandra were married.
Come on, dude. Seriously? You’re married to Sandra Bullock (or to anyone, for that matter) and you’re going to have UNPROTECTED SEX WITH A FRIGGIN’ STRIPPER?!?! Could you be more disgusting?
Star Magazine reports:
Like Michelle, Melissa first made contact with Jesse online. But he reached out to her via MySpace in September 2006 (a year after he married Sandra) when he saw a photo of her on the Web site posing in front of a car at a West Coast Choppers party in Long Beach, Calif.
“I got a message from this guy saying,’Nice car…that’s my godfather’s.’ After a few exchanges, he introduced himself as Jesse James and gave me his e-mail address with the name Vanilla Gorilla” — the nickname Jesse goes by and Michelle referred to as well.
Soon after Melissa traveled to California, where Jesse promised he’d take her for a ride in one of his cars, but they never made it out of his office!
After making small talk about the artwork on his walls and taking photos together, “I said, ‘Well, I guess I should get going,’ and he said, ‘You don’t have to,’ and moved his chair closer to me and started rubbing my leg. We ended up having sex on his couch,” Melissa details.
Ew. Just. Ew.
Now, according to People, James is trying to patch things up with Sandra. ::spit take:: Seriously? Good luck, dude.
As Jesse James struggles to cope with a family crisis he admits to creating, his top priority, a friend tells PEOPLE, is maintaining some normalcy in the lives of his three children.
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“He would certainly love for this somehow to go away and that somehow things can be rectified and put back together,” the friend says. “The one thing that’s most important to him in the whole wide world is that his family comes back together. He will do whatever that takes.
What a noble guy he is to admit that he fucked up his family life buy screwing strippers and Hitler.
Sorry, there are no polls available at the moment.
Can we start an ‘office pool’ on how many whores will come out saying their cabbage was stuffed by him? I’m going with lucky number 7. (Five more) And all of them will be “models/strippers” of some sort.
It wouldn’t surprise me, but I call BS on stripper girl. When White Power’s story broke, she said she started banging him not too terribly long ago and she gave him the name Vanilla Gorilla. But this girl met him in 06 and he had that email address? Or maybe he’s really a scumbag. Or maybe they’re both lying. Or maybe I just need to go eat lunch.
tacos!!
You know how when a good friend of yours introduces you to their new, perfect-so-don’t-say-anything-about-them SO, and you try really hard to give the SO the benefit of the doubt because your friend seems so happy, but you secretly think the SO is a douche (male or female)?That’s how I felt when I heard about Sandra and JJ hooking up to begin with (what? she’s my daydream best friend). But Sandra baby, everyone gave you a sideways look for a reason. Go listen to “Losing My Favorite Game.” We know you tried. This was (mostly) not your fault…
natalie- I predict each one will have more tattoos than the previous one.
*marks chelle down in the office pool.*
I think there will defiantly be more hos coming out of the woodworks.
Oh jeez, now I just have this image in my head of Jesse James and Tiger Woods wheeling for women together.
Tiger: There’s a good one Jesse
JJ: Nah, not enough tattoos. But that one over there looks good.
Tiger: Nah, not slutty enough.
JJ: OH HEY that girl has a swastika on her arm. Nice, now I just need to find out what her myspace is and I’m in.
if you’re trolling for women on myspace, they are going to be strippers and whores. the only folks left on myspace are whores, creeps, and pedophiles.
I met people because other people trolled for dates on MySpace. But that was back when everyone was on MySpace.
Can people troll for people on FB the same way?
we’ve replaced TheHobo’s normal MySpace trolling techniques with Folger’s Instant Coffee. Let’s see if anyone notices.
BWAHAHAHAHA.
that is all.
I know he’s more an expert on the behaviors of black men, but I wonder what Rush Limbaugh would have to say about this.