Really, guy? You don’t give a fuck if the FBI knocks down your door? Because honestly, I think you’re probably crapping your pants right about now. These are the feds, ass clown. They will waterboard your ass back to the Stone Age. And don’t think that because “you’re black too,” that the Feds are going to go any easier on you.
I’d watch your cornhole, if I were you.
Would’ve been better if he had said “FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, you’re cool, FUCK YOU.”
Oooh. If you don’t want to assassinate the president, you better unfollow this guy! Twitter BURN!
Good thing he doesn’t live in D.C. He’s still dead fucking serious, y’all.
Gee, really? Who woulda thunk it? Are you still dead fucking serious, son?
It’s unclear whether his level of seriousness is still “Dead Fucking.” But who cares because he didn’t do anything wrong! Right?
WRONG! Threats against the President are a felony.
Whoever knowingly and willfully deposits for conveyance in the mail or for a delivery from any post office or by any letter carrier any letter, paper, writing, print, missive, or document containing any threat to take the life of, to kidnap, or to inflict bodily harm upon the President of the United States… shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than five years, or both.
Well, turns out he’s not as fucking serious as we originally thought. Gawker was able to get in touch with Jay “Dead Fucking Serious” Martin:
GAWKER: Why were you tweeting death threats against Obama tonight?
MARTIN: Eh.. I have no excuse for that. I don’t really wish death on him or anyone else
I was just being irrational and speaking on raw emotion But there’s no EXCUSE..I did it.. and yea.
GAWKER: So when you said you were “dead serious” about wanting Obama dead what did you mean? Were you joking?
MARTIN: No.. I wasn’t joking. Thats not something you joke about. Again.. I was highly upset and speaking out of anger. I did not mean what I said though.
GAWKER: What about the legal aspect?
MARTIN: As far as the FBI? I don’t really care about them. I said what I said.. And if they take action then so be it.
GAWKER: Were you aware of how serious what you were doing could be? You’re not worried at all about the fact that you could be facing jail time?
MARTIN: No I am Not. And I did not think about consequences. Again..I was speaking out of anger and acted irrationally. Had I been in a rational mind set.. I would not have said it
GAWKER: so do you regret saying it?
JAY: Yes. But not because he’s the president.. and not because Of possible jail time. As I said . I don’t wish death on anyone. So yes. I regret threatening another person to that extreme… If I could take it back. I would. But i can’t. So I’m willing to face whatever comes next.
GAWKER: So you were speaking out of anger. What prompted your anger I’m guessing the health care vote?
JAY: Yes. And my beliefs on it from what I have researched.
GAWKER: Would you consider yourself a Conservative?
JAY: I’m not political. I don’t believe our Government has its citizen’s best interest in mind whether Democrat or Republican.
GAWKER: OK, so that’s why you’re against the health care bill.
JAY: Basically yes.
Wonder how this wacko feels about the Tea Partiers who yelled “nigger” at John Lewis and James Clyburn over the weekend. I mean, is Jay a Tea Bagger? A Black Tea Bagger? An Ice-T Bagger?
This dude confuses me.