Reductio ad Hitlerum. For reals. 
So things sort of suck for Sandra Bullock now. After winning an Oscar for The Blind Side, and having shown that yes, she can handle the bus ma’am, turns out that her husband of five years was cheating on her for 11 months. ELEVEN MONTHS.
Of course he’s released some bullshit press release about how sorry he is that he brought this upon his family.
Yeah, right, buddy. You’re just sorry you got caught.
Anyway, things just got worse for Sandra. Turns out Jesse Jame’s fuck buddy, Michelle McGee is a little bit white supremacist-y around the eyes:
From TMZ:
TMZ has obtained the shocking photos of Michelle McGee, which were taken almost a year ago. We’re told the Nazi-themed layout — complete with a swastika armband and backdrop — was the photographer’s idea, but that Michelle was very enthusiastic.
In child custody documents filed in January, Michelle’s ex-husband says she “makes the Nazi salute,” and has a swastika tattooed on her stomach (not seen in these pics).
In one photo the letter “w” is on Michelle’s left leg, and the letter “p” on her right. We’re told Michelle tells people it stands for “white power.”
Res ipsa loquitur.
[Look at TMZ! All hip to the legal lingo!]
So let me get this straight. Sandra Bullock’s (soon to be ex-) husband chose this:
Over this:
Then again, when you look like this:
It’s not really a big surprise.
By the way, if you haven’t seen Sandra Bullock’s Q&A from the Oscars luncheon, you should watch it here. She’s really cute and funny and seems normal. Markers 1:50 and 3:23 exemplify her (rumored) fun and happy go lucky personality.
Anyone else see the irony in Sandra Bullock winning an Oscar for a movie in which she portrays a woman who helped a black kid “be all that he could be” while her husband is off banging a white supremacist?
It’s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a neo-Nazi.
Of course Michelle told In Touch that she didn’t know that Jesse was a married man, and thought that he and Sandra had split:
When Sandra Bullock thanked her bad-boy husband, Jesse James, as she accepted her best actress Oscar for The Blind Side, she may not have known that while she was away shooting the film, Jesse was carrying on a steamy affair with a tattoo model. While Jesse has had an 11-month affair, including five weeks of sex, with Michelle “Bombshell” McGee, she believed he and Sandra were no longer together. “I would never have hooked up with him if I thought he was a married man,” Michelle tells In Touch in an exclusive interview. “He gave me the impression they were separated.” For weeks, while Sandra was in Atlanta shooting The Blind Side, Michelle had sex at least once a week with the Monster Garage star. Far from a one-night stand, his relationship with Michelle was intimate and highly charged. Michelle even says she called Jesse, who didn’t wear underwear or condoms, by a special pet name, Vanilla Gorilla, because he was so “well-endowed.”
While Jesse was in Atlanta with Sandra when she started to film The Blind Side, Michelle sent West Coast Choppers a friend request because she hoped to snag a modeling gig there. She was surprised that it was actually Jesse who wrote back to her and told her to e-mail him at his personal e-mail. From the start, Jesse wanted to meet Michelle, and it was never about business: “He started saying, ‘Do you want to hang out?’” So a week after he got in touch, Michelle drove two hours from her San Diego home to West Coast Choppers in LA. “I got there around 9 at night,” remembers Michelle, who was starstruck at first. “I was like, ‘Holy s**t. It’s really Jesse James.’” After taking Michelle on a tour of his garage, Jesse brought her into his office and locked the door. “We ended up on the couch,” she says. “He wanted to watch movies, but I asked him, ‘What’s going on with you and Sandra?’” Jesse was evasive. “He said, ‘She doesn’t live here. She has a house in Austin. She is filming, and I can’t talk about it.’” Assuming he and Sandra were separated, Michelle continued talking to Jesse, she says, and then, “We had intimate relations.” Michelle says she and Jesse had sex “two or three times,” that night — and began what she believed was a serious relationship, texting each other several times a day, and meeting up for sex at least twice a week for the next five weeks.
Right. You assumed they were separated? I call bullshit.
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My Gods, these women who sleep with married men must come from some other planet. Honey, if your “boyfriend” says he’s separated, but will only see you and sleep with you at his place of work, HE’S STILL MARRIED. Two bit whore!!
I have friends who have been with married people or people supposedly ending their relationships, and to them I have always said this…then wait. Wait till it’s officially over. Because what you’re really doing is getting involved in someone else’s relationship, and if you really wanted one of your own, good luck with that. You’re the rebound, the thing they are using to deal with, get over, get even, or get away from something way more complicated than what you and your involved SO has. AKA, it isn’t real, and it’s not going to be.
Then again, my uncle married his mistress, so what do I know?
But seriously, what is with the tattoo fetish?
I’m upset that I can’t check all three of the voting options.
Apparently she has Mein Kampf listed as one of her favorite books on her Facebook page.
KLASSY.
and who tattoos their forehead?
She looks like a goon.
Not that this, or any celebrity marriage is my, or anybody’s business, but here goes anyway:
what is surprising is that this marriage lasted as long as it did – Ms. Bullock’s appeal to Barbara Walters just three weeks ago that ‘they have so much in common’ wasn’t entirely convincing, especially since his last wife was an adult film star. He’s a doosh, and she must be feeling like an idiot for marrying him, and having this embarrassment blasted all over the place. She’s obvy *way* too good for him….
What? Marilyn Manson with silicone implants?
Oh yeah… just two fun lovin’ guys trying to re-invent themselves. Who are we to judge? (Did you see the eye roll there?)
It’s bad enough that he cheated, but McGee claims he didn’t use any condoms?!?!? OMG Sandra! Get thee to a STD clinic stat!
p.s. i like the new look of your site.
i was rooting for the whole good girl comes along and fixes up the bad boy act. and then she schlummed around town with his kids all the time. i remember hearing in one interview how she loved taking care of her family. the woman is a saint! aie.. what a mess.
“It’s like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a neo-Nazi.” I just died a little. In a good way.