- Oh Twihards. You’re so twitarded. Lamebook.
You’ve probably all heard by now about the fucking ridiculous Supreme Court ruling that rolled back 100 years of campaign finance reform and essentially allows corporations to throw as much money into the campaign process as they want to. You know…because corporations are people, just like you and me. Let me put it to you like this: As of June 2008, Obama had raised nearly 265 million dollars in private donations mostly via regular people donating small amounts. As of that same time frame, McCain had only raised about 97 million. That’s all going to change now. Basically, our voices are going to be drowned out by the voices of corporations. USA…brought to you by Carl’s Jr. Slate.
- You know what bothers me more than Heidi Montag being a veign celbrity? Bad spelling. Regretsy.
- “Pigs are fast, fornicating, fantastic creatures who stink of rancid awesomeness.” Also? They are delicious. The Oatmeal.
- Here’s a live stream of the Hope for Haiti Now telethon. If you haven’t donated anything, what’s wrong with you? Seriously. You have 5 dollars, don’t you? Gawker.
- But if you do donate, maybe stay away from Wyclef’s Yele Organization. Let’s just say he may not be on the up and up. Gawker.
- Amazing dog rescue from a California river. Jezebel.
Seriously, y’all. Donate something to Haiti. It’s the right thing to do.
